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ASMP Earth

A 1:1500 map of the real Earth where the friends role-played as nations, flew biplanes between continents and ran their own newspaper for four months in 2023.

20 Jun 2023 – 18 Oct 2023Minecraft 1.19.3 → 1.20.1Earth map 1:1500 + Immersive Aircraft
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ASMP Earth was the side server that nobody planned to be a season. prop floated it in June 2023 as a “chumma” (just-for-fun) server to tide everyone over until Minecraft 1.20 arrived, and it ended up as four months of flag-planting, plane-flying, newspaper-printing role-play on a scale model of the real planet. The world was a downloaded 1:1500 recreation of Earth, with real geography and almost nothing else. prop even billed it as “Season 3” in his cinematic, though the later Axolotl SMP Season 3 would take that number for itself. 1

How it began

The idea dates to 2023-06-06, when prop proposed a goalless stop-gap server with no mods, to fill the gap until 1.20 and its Fabric performance mods. 2 By 2023-06-11 the server was “almost ready” except for the world itself, and on 06-19 he announced it was up. 3 4 This came right after Axolotl SMP Season 2.5, the Create season, had faded out. The world file was being downloaded around 2023-06-17. 5

The server went live on 2023-06-20 on Minecraft 1.19.3 with a live map at map.axolotl.pink. prop’s first screenshot was captioned “And it begins”. 6 7 Spawn was in Rajasthan, India, and India was off-limits for claims. 8 9 The server ran on a home machine of kira, behind the The Axolotl VPN and a Pterodactyl panel, with a five-slot player cap. Joining needed a VPN key from kira. 10 11 The game chat was relayed to Discord through MCDiscordChat, which is why a lot of Earth’s story survives in the old #the-original-mc-chat channel. 12 13

Launch day was the usual mess of inventory mix-ups and an online-mode fix, and ASMP Earth Launches came with “pure anarchy” ground rules (no hacking, no duping). 4 In practice the claims were posted in a channel and respected as no-trespassing, and by mid-August prop was telling newcomers “this is the chill season”. 14

prop on launch day
prop on launch day "And it begins": prop's first screenshot of ASMP Earth, 2023-06-20.prop · 20 Jun 2023

The scramble for Earth

The first thing everyone did was claim a country. nYx took almost all of Japan, and kira immediately claimed the ocean around it as a “no trespassing” buffer. kira then took the Bermuda Triangle and, on 07-23, the whole USA, handing Mexico back so he would not squat on too much land. prop claimed all of Antarctica plus a corner of Australia, and also staked out Greenland and Iceland for Kart before Kart had even joined. 15 Others followed: Mero took New Zealand and a share of Korea, nYx added Taiwan, Rk took Indonesia, and IRIS (through prop) got South Africa and Madagascar. See The Scramble for Earth.

The map was gloriously odd. It had no villages, almost no passive mobs and far too much gold and diamond, so the group did the only sensible thing and role-played as nation states. 16 prop’s Antarctica was a flat, treeless snowfield that he colonised with saplings from unclaimed lands. kira’s Cuba had a blinking lighthouse tree and a lot of potatoes. nYx rebuilt Japanese architecture and struck an ore vein holding coal, emerald, gold and diamond, which prop declared rigged (Striking the Japanese KGF).

Travel between nations was slow, so on 2023-06-27 prop polled the group and added the Immersive Aircraft mod. Players flew coal-fuelled biplanes, built runways and plane shelters, and prop took on the role of air traffic control at the A.R.A. (Antarctican Research Airport). 16 17 On 2023-07-05 he flew from Antarctica to Japan with full radio role-play, and billed it as the first manned flight to another continent (First Manned Flight from Antarctica to Japan). 18 Two weeks later kira flew in as the Cuban delegate for a state visit and left with a research pact (kira's State Visit to Antarctica).

The newspaper and the news wire

Role-play needs a press. On 2023-06-27 nYx and prop settled on short items in #asmp-earth-international-news and a Sunday newspaper to sum up the week, branded the Axolotl News, with prop’s MS Paint logo and nYx’s convincing graphics (The Axolotl News Is Founded). The paper itself was named The Marincess Herald after a joke suggestion from GrimWatch. Four editions came out on 07-09, 07-16, 07-23 and 07-30, the paper was cancelled on 08-06 for lack of content, and prop posted a tombstone emoji on 08-23. 19 20 21

Marincess Herald Page 1
Marincess Herald Page 1 The front page of The Marincess Herald, First Edition, 2023-07-09.prop · 9 Jul 2023

The wire ran stories on the Great Coal Shortage of 2023, Antarctica’s biggest coal deposit and a lone chicken sighted in Antarctica. In the trade channel prop put two librarian villagers up “for adoption” with the warning that “The Villagers will be euthanized” (Morbius I and Samuel I Up for Adoption).

Breaking through

Midsummer was an exploration phase. With no structures on the map, half of 1.20’s content and the Warden were out of reach (The Missing Structures Crisis). prop lit the first Nether portal in Antarctica on 07-13, landing beside a fortress and a bastion, and cured his first zombie villager on 07-15 (First Nether Portal Opens in Antarctica, Zombie Villager Cure). On 2023-07-22 he added a custom nether portals datapack and punched through the bedrock to the Nether roof. This was the start of the Nether Roof Portal Network, a portal for every nation that doubled as a flight path. 22 23 (The Nether Roof Is Breached)

The server had its bad days too. A crash on 07-18 rolled kira’s inventory back and cost him his biplane. The The Power Cut Saga meant the home machine kept going down, and kira promised a Raspberry Pi to switch it back on automatically. 24 25 26 A creative test server ran from 2023-07-31 so that prop could design farms. 27

Fabric, 1.20.1 and the border

On 2023-08-13 prop took the server down after a backup and moved it to Fabric 1.20.1. The mods channel got a client mod list, with JEI and the updated Immersive Aircraft required. 28 29 30 The same day he released his cinematic and wrote the The Beyond-the-Border Rules. Normal terrain was generating beyond the edge of the Earth map, so building out there was forbidden and the land stayed public. 31 32

1.20 brought armor trims and archaeology, and with normal terrain generating past the border, ancient cities and their Wardens came within reach. DeathHack127 joined with a starter kit and a claim in France, Suresh (BotFragx) finally got his VPN file and spawned stranded in Rajasthan, and RJ arrived in early September to claim South America. 33

The farm years

By late summer the server had a regular crew: prop, IRIS (the same person as the player Abishekishere, “abishek”), BotFragx and RJ. They hunted every armor trim, and on 2023-09-01 Abishek became the first player on the server to kill a Warden. 34 (First Warden Killed on the Server) The next day Abishek found the rare Silence trim template (prop had noted it had a 1.2% chance in any ancient-city chest), and the two of them spent 148 diamonds trying trim colours. 35 36 37 (Silence Trim Obtained) The End was deliberately held back for a group fight, and on 2023-09-10 four players entered together and killed the Ender Dragon. prop remarked it was the first time he had seen so many people online at once. 38 (Four Players Beat the Dragon Together)

The group then built farms for their own sake. prop’s prop's Trading Hall, bonemeal farm and a giant tree farm in Antarctica were joined by IRIS’s IRIS's Raid Farm, a huge Creeper Farm (Antarctica) whose spawn pads needed 24 to 48 cats, and a guardian XP farm at an ocean monument. prop began a research-centre mega build with floating fragments of Antarctica, and from 09-23 he dug the Item Sorter / Storage Hall. 39 40 Carpet fake players (the Carpet Fake Players page has the bot names) kept farms running while everyone was away.

prop on the Wide Track
prop on the Wide Track The flat, snow-buried territory of Antarctica, prop's nation.prop · 31 Jul 2023

The end

Activity fell off in October. On 2023-10-11 prop admitted that nobody was coming to play and that it was “not even a real minecraft world”, and IRIS agreed the server was dead the next day. 41 42 (Server Declared Dead) On 2023-10-14 prop announced the end of the season, with a final forced backup, and on 2023-10-18 he declared “SMP earth is done”. The 13 GB world download was shared on 10-22. 43 44 45 46 (SMP Earth Is Done) A modded Create server, ASMP Limbo, opened on 2023-10-23.

Legacy

Earth is remembered as the chill season, the one with the news desk, the planes and the countries. prop’s own verdict was that a downloaded map with diamonds and an end portal at Kanyakumari baked in could never feel like a true first server (Downloaded Map Isn't a Real SMP, Pre-placed End Portals). But it gave the group a shared joke vocabulary, from Antarctic Fried Chicken to the Marincess Herald, along with the roof portals, the trading hall and four players killing a dragon together.

  1. prop · 13 Aug 2023 · #asmp-earth-international-news @Active @Alive but not Active youtube.com/watch?v=b_xo_bOxWbM
  2. prop · 6 Jun 2023 · #announcements Chumma oru Server @Active @Alive but not Active Should we just make a 1.19.x [latest version] chumma minecraft server with no mods just good old vannilla for playing till 1.20 releases? This wont be an official season o…
  3. prop · 11 Jun 2023 · #announcements Chumma Server update @Active @Alive but not Active The server is almost ready to be launched except the world alone... i had this random idea... what if we put a minecraft earth map? this will skip the pregen step for t…
  4. prop · 19 Jun 2023 · #announcements Chumma Server Ready! @Active @Alive but not Active The Server is Ready! We have the server up and running. The world will be the Minecraft Earth Map. The World is 1:1500 scaled version of earth. so yeah... the world is…
  5. prop · 17 Jun 2023 · #asmp-s2_1-general world file download pannitu irukom machi
  6. prop · 20 Jun 2023 · #asmp-earth-international-news and it begins
  7. AxolotlChat · 20 Jun 2023 · #the-original-mc-chat Server started!
  8. botfragz · 18 Aug 2023 · #the-original-mc-chat explain why is spawn in rajasthan again?
  9. ProPlayerPlayz · 14 Aug 2023 · #the-original-mc-chat india is offlimits
  10. IRIS · 25 Jun 2023 · #asmp-earth-general still waiting on kira for the vpn key shit
  11. AxolotlChat · 15 Jul 2023 · #the-original-mc-chat Server Status Online players (0/5): No players online! Server TPS: 20.00 Server MSPT: 0.27 Server used memory: 1241 MB / 2376 MB
  12. AxolotlChat · 9 Jul 2023 · #the-original-mc-chat Server started!
  13. prop · 16 Aug 2023 · #the-original-mc-chat they addesd instruuctions to fix in description
  14. ProPlayerPlayz · 15 Aug 2023 · #the-original-mc-chat this is the chill season
  15. nYx · 20 Jun 2023 · #asmp-earth-claim-maps claiming this area (basically whole of japan)
  16. prop · 27 Jun 2023 · #announcements ASMP Earth now has Planes @Active @Alive but not Active - Just added the Immersive Aircraft Mod directly to avoid the possibility of me forgetting for 3 days and it never being added - Added Just Enough Items mod suppor…
  17. prop · 28 Jun 2023 · #asmp-earth-general i need coal to later fuel my plane
  18. prop · 5 Jul 2023 · #asmp-earth-international-news Leaked Footage of first manned flight to another continent by antartica!
  19. prop · 9 Jul 2023 · #asmp-earth-weekly-newspaper @everyone First Edition of The Marincess Herald is out!
  20. nYx · 16 Jul 2023 · #asmp-earth-weekly-newspaper @everyone Second Edition of The Marincess Herald is out!
  21. prop · 30 Jul 2023 · #asmp-earth-weekly-newspaper @everyone The Fourth Edition of The Marincess Herald is out Now! featuring exclusive content regarding ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ [sorry for the delay]
  22. ProPlayerPlayz · 22 Jul 2023 · #the-original-mc-chat ima add that portal datapack
  23. prop · 23 Jul 2023 · #the-original-mc-chat Server Restart for applying custom nether portal datapack
  24. AxolotlChat · 16 Aug 2023 · #the-original-mc-chat Server started!
  25. k1R4 · 25 Aug 2023 · #the-original-mc-chat before I leave home I'll setup raspberry pi to auto/manual turn on server
  26. k1R4 · 29 Aug 2023 · #the-original-mc-chat it came bro
  27. prop · 31 Jul 2023 · #asmp-earth-general asmpcreative_testing.aternos.me:36064
  28. prop · 13 Aug 2023 · #the-original-mc-chat SERVER DOWN FOR 1.20 UPDATE
  29. ProPlayerPlayz · 13 Aug 2023 · #the-original-mc-chat 1.20.1 to be exact
  30. prop · 13 Aug 2023 · #asmp-earth-mods-for-asmp-earth REQUIRED MOD [Immersive Planes mod is updated scroll down to find it]
  31. prop · 8 Jul 2023 · #asmp-earth-general half the shit in th update supposed to naurally get from structurs or biomes
  32. prop · 13 Aug 2023 · #asmp-earth-general the main point of this video was to show that normal world generation started beyond the map border
  33. DumbassRJ · 2 Sep 2023 · #the-original-mc-chat i took SA
  34. ProPlayerPlayz · 1 Sep 2023 · #the-original-mc-chat first person on the server to kill warden
  35. prop · 1 Sep 2023 · #the-original-mc-chat 1.2% chance for spawning in any loot chest within ancient city
  36. Abishekishere · 2 Sep 2023 · #the-original-mc-chat got silence
  37. Abishekishere · 2 Sep 2023 · #the-original-mc-chat 148 daimonds just now we have used
  38. ProPlayerPlayz · 10 Sep 2023 · #the-original-mc-chat this is the first time im seeing these many people online and together at the same time
  39. IRIS · 20 Sep 2023 · #the-original-mc-chat i need 48 cats for a build
  40. ProPlayerPlayz · 23 Sep 2023 · #the-original-mc-chat starting on item sorter room
  41. prop · 11 Oct 2023 · #the-original-mc-chat becuase nobody coming to play here
  42. prop · 11 Oct 2023 · #the-original-mc-chat and its not even a real minecraft world
  43. prop · 14 Oct 2023 · #the-original-mc-chat Season Earth EOL announcement : - SMP AXOLOTL EARTH ends on 2023-10-21 - 2023-10-21
  44. prop · 14 Oct 2023 · #the-original-mc-chat will be taking a forced backup of the server right now
  45. prop · 18 Oct 2023 · #the-original-mc-chat SMP earth is done
  46. prop · 22 Oct 2023 · #announcements @Active ASMP Earth World Download drive.google.com/file/d/1eti7fJGXLn_qBf4
Place · landmark Ancient City (Rescue Mission) The ancient cities on ASMP Earth where the Wardens killed IRIS (Abishek) and antivenom, and where a rescue mission became the Silence trim hunt. Place · region Antarctica prop's flat, snowy home on the Earth map, claimed whole and slowly colonised with stolen saplings. Place · base Antarctican Research Base prop's mountain base at the bottom of the Earth map: a runway, a villager wing, a library corridor and a conference hall, all in service... Place · build A.R.A. (Antarctican Research Airport) prop's Antarctic airstrip, hangar and helipad, run with full air-traffic-control roleplay. Place · portal Antarctica Nether Portal A designed Nether portal in crying obsidian, bricks and blackstone, lit by shroomlights, that prop said looked like Dream's prison Pandora. Place · portal Nether Portal and Fortress (Antarctica) The Earth map's first inter-dimensional portal, whose Nether side opened beside a fortress and a bastion remnant. Place · base Antarctican Outreach and Research Outpost A corner of Australia that prop claimed to serve his Antarctic nation. Place · farm Antarctic Tree Farm Billed as Antarctica's first ever redstone machine, wrapped in a freestyled fence prop called "the first solid thing on antarctica". Place · farm prop's Giga Tree Farm prop's lever-configurable automatic tree farm in Antarctica, covering nearly every wood type and giant mushrooms, and always hungry for bonemeal. Place · farm Fully Automatic Nether Stem Farm prop's planned giga Nether wood farm for Antarctica, aiming at 9,000+ items an hour to trade sticks for emeralds. Place · farm Portal-based Iron Farm prop's iron golem farm on ASMP Earth, about 1,700 iron an hour, which overflowed after a forgotten AFK bot ran it for three days. Place · farm prop's Hoglin Farm prop's hoglin farm for porkchops and leather, the "solution to end world hunger", declared public domain for anyone to AFK at. Place · farm Bonemeal Farm A moss-block and composter bonemeal farm that fed prop's tree farm, with 54+ stacks in the chest by 19 August 2023. Place · build prop's Trading Hall The biggest villager setup on the Earth server, a cherry-wood breeder and book-trading hall in Antarctica built for "god armor on demand". Place · build IRIS's Trading Hall A villager trading hall IRIS built from a 1.19 tutorial and offered as the entrance to the storage system. Place · farm IRIS's Villager Breeder A main-base villager breeder that stopped working until prop found the broken glass and sign in the ledger. Place · farm Cherry Tree Farm An automatic 1.20 cherry tree farm in Antarctica, paid for with villager emerald blocks, feeding wood to prop's giant cherry tree. Place · build Cherry/Japanese House Abishek's secret house build, assumed to be a Japanese cherry pagoda, which he denied. Place · build The Tree A giant tree prop built on ASMP Earth to hide an ugly, off-centre mining tunnel. Place · monument Statue of Liberty A small statue prop built out of boredom from one Google Images picture, which BotFragx said looked like Liberty's child with a villager. Place · build Trim Room A planned museum-style hall for every armor trim, with the Silence trim kept exclusive, scrapped three days after prop proposed it. Place · monument Research Center / Floating Islands Mega Build A planned lore build of a research base reclaimed by nature, with chunks of Antarctica floating above the ice. Place · build Item Sorter / Storage Hall A modern-style underground hall that sorted 100 item types, proposed on 2023-09-22 and dug from the next day by prop and abi. Place · build Mason Hall A villager hall IRIS designed in dark prismarine and quartz, stocked with expert masons by prop. Place · farm IRIS's Raid Farm A prismarine stacking raid farm that IRIS built entirely alone on the Earth server, with a sorter for emeralds and totems. Place · farm Creeper Farm (Antarctica) A huge gunpowder farm in the Antarctica region of ASMP Earth, built in September 2023 by RJ and IRIS, its spawn platforms lined with cats. Place · farm Guardian XP Farm An ocean monument XP farm built without draining the monument, which broke once and let guardians loose on RJ and abishek. Place · farm Sheep Farm RJ's colour-sorted redstone sheep farm, still missing some colours in September 2023. Place · portal Nether Roof Portal Network A chain of portals on the Nether ceiling that stitched the countries of ASMP Earth together, and doubled as a flight path for planes. Place · base Cuba kira's nation on ASMP Earth: a pixel-perfect runway, a lighthouse tree that blinks at night, floating clear-cut trees and a semi-manual farm. Place · region Bermuda Triangle The ocean around kira's Cuban portal, where he lost his planes, later claimed as a circle that grew into the whole USA. Place · base Indonesia (Rk's base) Rk's mansion-style base in a hilly, swampy country on ASMP Earth, all shroomlights and a garden under the main floor. Place · region Japan (Ukiyo) nYx's nation on the ASMP Earth map, covering basically all of Japan, with a runway, mines, a Tokyo house and an Osaka house for Hayan. Place · town Northern Japan nYx's recreation of Japanese architecture, meant to become "one hell of a tourist spot". Place · landmark The Japanese KGF One enormous ore vein of coal, emerald, gold and diamond that nYx found under his land in Japan. Place · region Korea The Korean peninsula, claimed by Mero (the south) and SNAKE EYES ("the promised mother land") and called "our korea". Place · region Greenland and Iceland (Kart's Claim) Land that prop claimed in Kart's name, to be handed over once Kart joined the server. Place · region South Africa and Madagascar IRIS's claim on the ASMP Earth map, covering South Africa and Madagascar. Place · other Hidden Coal Cavern A cave that looked natural but had been solid coal ore until prop mined it out. Place · build Ice Boat Race Tracks Two ice boat tracks prop built on the creative test server, one narrow and one wide enough for multiplayer races. Place · base IRIS and RJ's House A house IRIS and RJ built together on ASMP Earth, styled after Stevler's Japanese castle and temple tutorials. Place · base Starter Base A small base shared by IRIS, RJ and Abishek, teased by prop for being built after finishing the game.
Place · region Africa The Earth map's ore-mining region, where ancient debris turned up underground before anyone had visited the Nether. Place · base Africa Industrial Area Abishek's storage and base area in Africa, rich in diamonds and ancient debris. Place · farm Nether Tree Farm prop's original tree farm, built before the others joined, which runs on nether wart and never broke. Place · farm Giga Auto Melon Farm A large automatic melon farm prop planned in Antarctica to go with his stem farm. Place · farm Old Iron Farm prop's "beginner iron farm with shit rates", declared dead in favour of a W.A.I.F.U. farm. Place · farm Giga Mega Omega Waifu Iron Farm prop's planned W.A.I.F.U. iron farm, blocked on a slime farm in mid-September 2023. Place · farm Slime Farm A slime farm IRIS insisted was just as important, needed for the W.A.I.F.U. iron farm. Place · landmark Cherry Grove Cherry blossom trees tracked down through the public seed in mountain biomes and planted by prop. Place · farm Raid Farm Site A raid farm site by a village and pillager outpost near the first ancient city, under construction in... Place · landmark Guardian Spawner (Australia Coast) A guardian spawner found four blocks into the water off Australia, next to axolotl spawners. Place · farm antivenom's Chicken Farm (NZFC) A chicken cooker in New Zealand whose lava timing prop fixed, though output stayed slow. Place · other Netherite Mine A TNT-strip-mined ancient debris area in the Nether where prop and Abishek hauled out netherite. Place · region India (spawn) The spawn region of the ASMP Earth map, technically its central point, and the site of an end portal frame... Place · portal Pre-placed End Portals The few end portal frames that came with the Earth map, including the one at Kanyakumari that prop cited... Place · build Japanese Runway A runway of at most 30 blocks that nYx built in Japan so prop could land. Place · base New Zealand (Mero) Mero's base on cleared hilly land in ASMP Earth's New Zealand, with a long concrete road and a hangar for... Place · region Beyond the Border Ordinary Minecraft terrain outside the Earth map's border, open for exploring but not for claiming from 13... Place · base West Europe DeathHack127's base in France, famous for its insane wool farm. Place · other Wither Summoning Site The Nether fortress where prop and BotFragx farmed wither skulls before summoning the Wither underground. Place · shop International Trade Centre A proposed shared trading hub where the friends could keep permanent shops, with India suggested as the site.
Curiosity · tradition Armor Trim Hunt After the 1.20 update the group chased every armor trim, with the rare Silence trim as the prize, and later picked signature trims in Season 3. Faction · media Axolotl News ASMP Earth's roleplay news brand: screenshots as wire stories, nYx's template, prop's logo, and a weekly Sunday paper open to advertisers. Curiosity · mechanic Carpet Fake Players Named bot accounts, spawned with Carpet's /player command, that AFKed farms, held chunks loaded and got killed off when the job was done. Curiosity · in-joke Claiming on Behalf of Absent Friends Players staked countries on the ASMP Earth map for friends who had not joined yet, to prop's annoyance. Curiosity · mod Immersive Aircraft The required mod that put biplanes, helicopters and pedal copters under ASMP Earth, and turned planes into both transport and shulker boxes. Faction · nation New Zealand Mero's one-man Earth nation, a low-meat country with a base near 11540, 64, 3138 and a Nether roof portal. Curiosity · mod Shared Xaero Map Data How Xaero's map mods carried the friends' waypoints and explored terrain between versions and servers. Curiosity · mod The /skin Command Because TLauncher skins don't show on the servers, prop ran a skin plugin with /skin set, and the friends used it to fix capes, cosplay... Curiosity · mechanic The Axolotl VPN From February 2023 the servers were never exposed directly: you joined through kira's WireGuard tunnel, later Tailscale. Faction · media The Marincess Herald ASMP Earth's weekly Sunday newspaper, a PDF with free player ads; four editions ran from 9 to 30 July 2023. Curiosity · mechanic The Pterodactyl Panel kira's hosting stack for Earth and Season 3: Docker servers behind a Pterodactyl panel ("ptero"), later Moonlight, with extra servers on... Curiosity · mechanic The White Wool Line of Life How the friends survived the ancient city: muffle everything with wool, and if you hear a warden, get on the white line and run. Curiosity · tradition Waypoint Sharing in Chat Players pasted VoxelMap or Xaero waypoint strings into chat so friends could find bases and builds.
Curiosity · mechanic /trigger Commands Datapack /trigger commands let anyone change their name colour from a clickable menu or make item frames... Curiosity · in-joke A.R.A. and Antarctic Fried Chicken prop's Antarctica gags on Earth, from a retroactive "Antarctican Research Airport" acronym to a fast-food... Curiosity · in-joke Abishek the Creeper Magnet abishek built wonders and died constantly, to creepers above all, earning prop's comparison to... Curiosity · in-joke Abishekishere as Main Character The running joke that abishek has plot armor and ungodly luck, so ASMP Earth is really his world and... Faction · team Active Players (Earth, September 2023) The core group playing Earth in September 2023, when prop marvelled at so many people being online at once. Faction · nation Antarctica prop's snowy one-man polar nation on the Earth server, with a research station, a runway, an airline and a... Curiosity · rule ASMP Earth Ground Rules Earth started out billed as near-anarchy and settled into "chill, not anarchy": bases inside the border,... Curiosity · mod ASMP Earth Server Mods ASMP Earth ran on Fabric 1.20.1 with Vanilla Tweaks datapacks, custom nether portals and a proposed Carpet... Curiosity · tradition Axolotl News ASMP Earth's weekly in-universe newspaper, written by prop and nYx, with a strict free-ads policy and a... Faction · team Castle Build Team The "castle build team" of earlier builds, which Abishek wanted to bring back for the floating island project. Curiosity · in-joke Cat Breeding Jokes A dark joke about breeding cats and putting their offspring to work for life in the dungeon farm. Faction · nation Cuba kira's nation on ASMP Earth, famous for potatoes, bees, a blinking-lighthouse tree and an axolotl national animal. Curiosity · character Dinnerbone Zombie A zombie named Dinnerbone hanging upside down in the portal experiment room, which prop called the [Redacted]. Curiosity · myth Downloaded Map Isn't a Real SMP prop's complaint that ASMP Earth was cheating: the map came with diamonds and an end portal in Kanyakumari. Curiosity · meme Dynamic Lighting Broken on 1.20.1 LambDynamicLights refused to work for several ASMP Earth players, who blamed the new version. Curiosity · mechanic Earth Map Geography ASMP Earth ran on a real-world map, so geography decided who got rich, which weather fell where, and how... Curiosity · tradition Earth Starter Kits New players on ASMP Earth were handed a starter kit by prop, and the freebies generated a few jokes about... Curiosity · mechanic Ender Pearl Stasis A pearl in a water column and a trapdoor makes a friend-triggered teleporter, as prop taught on Season 1... Curiosity · mechanic Endermen and Waterlogged Leaves prop's excited discovery that Endermen cannot teleport onto waterlogged leaf blocks. Curiosity · tradition Free Porkchop Stand prop's plan for a free porkchop stand and a simple shop near India spawn. Faction · nation Indonesia Rk's nation on ASMP Earth, rich in chickens and shroomlights and tied to Antarctica by trade. Curiosity · in-joke International News The joke behind renaming #screenshots to #asmp-earth-international-news. Faction · team IRIS/RJ/Abishek Builders The core weekday build crew of Earth in September 2023, putting up farms while prop and BotFragx handled... Faction · nation Japan nYx's nation on the Earth server, home to a giant ore vein, a runway and an early switch to farming, split... Curiosity · mod Later Chat Bridges The Minecraft-Discord bridges of the later seasons: DisFabric in S2, MC-Discord-Chat on Earth, and the... Faction · company NZFC antivenom's planned New Zealand Fried Chicken business, which soon drifted toward a bakery idea. Curiosity · character Optimus Prime and Megatron prop named his first two cured villagers after Transformers characters. Curiosity · in-joke Overpriced Book Prices prop's admittedly steep prices for enchanted books at his villager hall: diamond blocks, netherite, or 88... Curiosity · mod Physics Mod A physics mod on ASMP Earth that prop praised on day one. Curiosity · tradition Planned Shulker Farm The one thing never finished in the server's history, and prop's vow to build it in the End this season. Curiosity · tradition Satellite Imagery (the Earth Web Map) The live web map at map.axolotl.pink, jokingly known as "satellite imagery", which let players spy on each... Curiosity · tradition Season Is About Building, Not Beating the Game prop's stated goal for ASMP Earth: vibe and build cool things, with elytra delayed on purpose to avoid burnout. Curiosity · mod Sit! Mod A mod added at k1R4's suggestion, whose sitting trick was quickly found to be exploitable for fast travel. Curiosity · meme Skill Issue A recurring jab on ASMP Earth, aimed at rk's deaths and nYx's lost items. Curiosity · in-joke Soulmates nYx paired two screenshots as 'Soulmates', which reminded prop he owned an unused enchanting table. Curiosity · in-joke Struider prop's refusal to spell strider correctly, even when Kart corrected him. Curiosity · item Terracotta Wrench A wrench built into the sorter room: right-click glazed terracotta to adjust it. Curiosity · tradition The First Dragon Is an Event The unwritten rule that the first Ender Dragon is fought together, with the whole group in voice call. Curiosity · meme The WAIFU Iron Farm prop gave the W.A.I.F.U. iron farm design the over-the-top project name 'giga mega omega waifu iron farm'. Curiosity · mod Tweakeroo and Freecam The client mod pair that gave the servers auto-eat, auto-clicking and freecam, and the running argument... Curiosity · meme Villager Adoption prop's trade post that framed selling trading villagers as adoption, with names, a fee and a threat of euthanasia. Curiosity · myth Villager Lag Fix prop realised past seasons' villager lag came from pathfinding through trapdoors, so this time the halls...
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