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Snake

The Watcher who posts once a month

Valorant organiser who lived in a corner of prop's base, collected 27 stacks of logs and vanished, then resurfaced on Earth to claim a share of Korea.

Snake is the Watcher who watches. He joined the Discord on 2021-05-14 and ten days later was teased by prop for being “the only guy who just sitting here in server and silent af” 1. His first Minecraft moment was getting a TLauncher working, which prop predicted would take half an hour 2. In the summer he found a buried-treasure map, spent twenty minutes searching for the treasure itself, and turned up a heart of the sea as well 3 4.

The Valorant years

Snake’s real home was elsewhere. He had a Valorant stream 5 6, rallied the group for ranked or customs 7 and once claimed a 76% headshot rate, which set IRIS off until he admitted it was not 76 and he had said it for prop to relate 8 9. He also posted “epic moment” clips with the confidence of a man who thought they were hard to top 10. When prop cast the group as Dream SMP characters, Snake was Jschlatt, “the no-fucks-given guy and dead” 11.

On the server

He joined the Axolotl SMP Season 1 whitelist on 2021-07-18 as SNAKE_EYES_7 12. His temporary settlement stood to the left of prop’s house 13, and he was in the End for the first Ender Dragon fight, though he fell to a bed explosion tagged “[Intentional Game Design]” before the dragon went down 14 15. prop asked him to decorate the cramped hall under the iron farm 16, and k1R4 later said he thought Snake had been decorating the Veteran Base when prop ended up doing it out of boredom 17. “oh i live here too,” he said of prop’s base, adding that he had spent an entire day gathering wood 18.

prop’s chronicle records the end of that run. Snake joined mid-season alongside Jeswin, they did “shit around veteran base for a while”, and then Snake left after collecting “like fucking 27 stacks of logs” for building his “base”, “to never return (yet)” 19. He called himself the watcher and said he was “doing chameos”, and Kart dubbed him “watcher 1” 20 21. By November prop was saying he “never logged on properly” 22.

Treasure Chest Found
Treasure Chest Found Buried treasure: the haul from twenty minutes of searching.SNAKE EYES · 29 Jun 2021

By April 2022 prop’s verdict was simply “snake eyes is ded” 23.

Earth

Snake resurfaced for ASMP Earth in June 2023, before he had even joined the server, as prop pointed out 24. He claimed “the promised mother land” with Mero, the Korean peninsula that became Korea, and offered to casually launch an attack on Japan 25 26 27. He announced that his reign would start on 7 July, with a TNT launcher on day one 28. prop eventually set him up with a full modded instance 29. After Antarctica’s coal discovery he joked “america on their way” 30. By September he was back to Valorant chatter 31.

  1. prop · 24 May 2021 · #asmp-s1-general @SNAKE EYES fam you are the only guy who just sitting here in server and silent af
  2. prop · 17 May 2021 · #asmp-s1-general in that half an hour snake will find where he kept tlauncher and figure out how to join server
  3. SNAKE EYES · 29 Jun 2021 · #s3-screenshots-pog bruh after twenty minutes i found it
  4. SNAKE EYES · 29 Jun 2021 · #s3-screenshots-pog Found heart of the sea too poggggg
  5. prop · 7 Jun 2021 · #asmp-s1-general valorent stream of snake
  6. SNAKE EYES · 12 Jan 2022 · #asmp-s1-general i am gonna stream this
  7. SNAKE EYES · 9 Jan 2022 · #asmp-s1-screenshots @Valorant Player can we play atleast at 9
  8. SNAKE EYES · 25 Jun 2021 · #asmp-s1-general i am depressed cos i had 76 percent headshot percentage according to blitz
  9. SNAKE EYES · 26 Jun 2021 · #asmp-s1-general It's not 76
  10. SNAKE EYES · 17 May 2021 · #s1-epic-pics as far as epic moments go its hard to top this
  11. prop · 23 Dec 2021 · #announcements Snake = Jschlatt (the no-fucks-given guy and dead)
  12. prop · 18 Jul 2021 · #the-original-mc-chat !console whitelist add SNAKE_EYES_7
  13. ProPlayerPlayz · 19 Jul 2021 · #the-original-mc-chat and left side is temp settlement of snake
  14. AxolotlChat · 19 Jul 2021 · #the-original-mc-chat SNAKE\_EYES\_7 has made the advancement [The End?]
  15. AxolotlChat · 19 Jul 2021 · #the-original-mc-chat SNAKE\_EYES\_7 was killed by [Intentional Game Design]
  16. ProPlayerPlayz · 20 Jul 2021 · #the-original-mc-chat can u help me make the room under iron farm look decent
  17. _k1R4 · 23 Jul 2021 · #the-original-mc-chat i thought snake was decorating this place
  18. SNAKE_EYES_7 · 8 Aug 2021 · #the-original-mc-chat oh i live here too
  19. prop · 2 Oct 2021 · #asmp-s1-history and making slime farm and iron farms after that SnakeEyes joins in the middle with his cousin and they play and do shit around veteran base for a while and then snake leaves after colelcting like fucking 27 stacks of lo…
  20. SNAKE EYES · 13 Oct 2021 · #asmp-s1-screenshots I am doing chameos
  21. Kart · 15 Oct 2021 · #asmp-s1-screenshots btw Snakeeyes is watcher 1
  22. prop · 10 Nov 2021 · #asmp-s1-general and snake never logged on properly
  23. prop · 24 Apr 2022 · #asmp-s1-general snake eyes is ded
  24. prop · 22 Jun 2023 · #asmp-earth-claim-maps mfs didnt even fucking join the server
  25. SNAKE EYES · 22 Jun 2023 · #asmp-earth-claim-maps i am claiming the promised mother land
  26. SNAKE EYES · 22 Jun 2023 · #asmp-earth-claim-maps me and mero
  27. SNAKE EYES · 22 Jun 2023 · #asmp-earth-claim-maps casually launch a attack on japan(optional)
  28. SNAKE EYES · 22 Jun 2023 · #asmp-earth-general i start my reign from july 7 th
  29. prop · 31 Jul 2023 · #asmp-earth-general @SNAKE EYES here you go
  30. SNAKE EYES · 16 Jul 2023 · #asmp-earth-international-news america on their way
  31. SNAKE EYES · 7 Sep 2023 · #the-original-mc-chat u free?