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Antarctica's Coal and Iron Boom

In a week of prop's mock-news bulletins, Antarctica found coal, hired villagers for iron, and stirred up invasion jokes.

Event ASMP Earth 16 Jul 2023 – 22 Jul 2023

On the Earth map, prop’s Antarctica was a tiny, snowy nation, and in July 2023 it had a growth spurt, announced as news bulletins in the international-news channel.

On 16 July: “prop discovers biggest coal deposit of antartica” 1. The reaction was the standard geopolitical one. Snake replied “america on their way” and Kart added “Iceland coming your way” 2 3.

Prop in the Coal Cavern
Prop in the Coal Cavern The bulletin announcing Antarctica's biggest coal depositprop · 16 Jul 2023

On 18 July came iron: “prop hires villagers to use their mysitcal powers to summon golems of iron to farm infinite iron” 4. On 22 July he went further, “revolutioniz[ing] iron forever after curing zombie villagers” 5, backed by a hand-drawn guide to curing them (prop had pulled out a paper sketch packet to draw it). He also posted “leaked images” from his research station that claimed to explain Antarctica’s “sudden growth in economy and power” 6, and the first redstone machine in the country, the Antarctic Tree Farm.

Iron Golem Farm Pad
Iron Golem Farm Pad The iron golem farm pad, "hiring villagers" for infinite ironprop · 18 Jul 2023

The same run of bulletins produced the Antarctic Tree Farm; see also prop's Tree Farm Payout and Antarctican Research Base.

  1. prop · 16 Jul 2023 · #asmp-earth-international-news prop discovers biggest coal deposit of antartica
  2. SNAKE EYES · 16 Jul 2023 · #asmp-earth-international-news america on their way
  3. Kart · 16 Jul 2023 · #asmp-earth-international-news Iceland coming your way
  4. prop · 18 Jul 2023 · #asmp-earth-international-news prop hires villagers to use their mysitcal powers to summon golems of iron to farm infinite iron
  5. prop · 22 Jul 2023 · #asmp-earth-international-news prop revolutionizes iron forever after curing zombie villagers
  6. prop · 22 Jul 2023 · #asmp-earth-international-news Leaked images from prop's research station reveal the secret behind antarctica's sudden growth in economy and power