The Quote Wall
Things people actually said, kept as they said them. Each quote links back to its conversation.
what is this chat even
The channel's most-reacted message (+35), Levi's reaction to the kira screenshot
Playing Fortnite is a bannable offense
The most-reacted joke in the early announcements (13 reactions)
The Villagers will be euthanized
The last line of prop's villager adoption listing, the most-reacted message in the trade channel
enna da bois we will ditch server a nobody playing
The death notice of the Caves and Cliffs season, five days after launch
play minecraft
The channel's most-reacted to-do item
I take full responsibility. However I can't give you creative.
kira's apology after the Great Grief of October 2021
Kart stole this dragon head and fell in lava and died with it
The fate of Suresh's hard-won Dragon Head Trophy (5 reactions)
another option: use ledger to fix the fking server and continue playing after a week
kira's addition to prop's formal resurrection proposal
innocent and lethally dangerous ... dangerous because he breaks everyone's shit and usually is the cause of all the problems on the server.... he is also obsessed with his hole like bad is obsessed with the egg
Kart's Dream SMP casting as BadBoyHalo + Skeppy
prop admits to hacking
The first post in #out-of-context
without knowing that the first dragon fight is an important milestone in the entire server's progress just did it by himself and unintentionally ruined this event
prop cancelling the Season 2 dragon event after Saitama soloed it
this server wasnt even this organized and shit it was just the origins mod in fabric server and ppl just joined randomly and played
prop looking back at the first season while thanking nYx for hosting
everyone was stacked (except kart ofc)
The second raid, where everyone came geared up except Kart (3 reactions)
Newspaper for this week is cancelled due to lack of content (stay tuned for next week)
The last real notice from The Marincess Herald
Yes discord intern
Grim's verdict on prop's Active Developer badge
Remember the good old days of season 1? Axolotl is coming back. **It will be like we never left**
The teaser for the return of the original Season 1 world
a second chance at experiencing the peak of what minecraft used to be for everyone during lockdown!
The 2026 announcement that Season 1 was back
It was literally a cobble stone box near a beautifully constructed actual house
On Kart's base next to nYx's
i call dibs on the world
Levi's reply the moment ASMP Earth was ready, to which prop answered 'asmp earth ends'
some stupid nibba might join with alt name and cause chaos
Why k1R4 refused to loosen the whitelist.
necro is dream and illumina combined
prop hyping nYx's speedrunning skills (he added 'with a hint of technoblade')
cheaters never prosper tho
To his brother Kart, who had found an exploit in the parkour map.
FUCK SUBTITLES FAIL AT 0:49
prop spotting a mistake in his funeral video minutes after posting it
I'm the montage guy who has been keeping the memories of funny shit we have done, have been doing and will do
prop's realization of his role in the friend group.
it is with great depression and dissappointment that i inform that kart has fallen deep into the roblox hole
prop's announcement of Kart's Roblox phase
i claim the whole world
Kart's entire planning-forum proposal
Niggaman69 has decided he can rule the world with totems and starts building the raid farm
IRIS announcing his raid farm in the third person
petition to ban prop from server for at least a few weeks so that he can get a life and touch grass
The petition itself
so we need to defeat dragon get skulls for wither make wither rose farm to make the magma farm to make the gold farm to make the bartering farm
prop discovers that his farm plan depends on a whole chain of other farms
lmao looks like parking area for a big mall or something
nYx on the strip-mined community mines
imagine quitting minecraft for dying once
prop's reaction to IRIS threatening to quit after his void death
fucking not a single mansion for 100000 blocks
IRIS's verdict on Necro's seed during the great expedition
he is like the GAMING POLICE
Kart describing prop's anti-gaming dad
prop neva dies
His boast after solo-raiding two End Cities in full netherite
for this i came 10k blocks XD
After learning the far jungle temple held just one chest
i aint host bruv
prop shifting the blame for the server being offline to Necro, after which IRIS crowned him 'tech support'
RIP ragav / He was a good server host / Since 2003
A mock eulogy for Necro when the server stayed offline
this server not for valorant bro
IRIS shutting down SNAKE EYES's clip spam
so that was vanila server we were playing ah XD
On learning the first Mekanism world never generated Mekanism ores
this is a vicious cycle i am stuck in
After explaining his plan: a week of Valorant, then back to Minecraft to die again
why am i only person missing out on everything
nYx, perpetually offline when things happen
apparently im the only guy on the server who knows how to do shit in it idk
prop guarding his Mekanism machines from the newcomers
imma become god and come
Necro switching to creative to rescue prop from under the obsidian and lava
i wanna live
prop begging the others to clear the obsidian and lava that trapped him
umm should we disconnect each time when we need diamonds?
After prop found diamonds the moment Suresh logged off
Digital Miner OP af i can get any ore anywhere on demand
prop on his Digital Miner
it literally translates to dead/death smp
nYx objecting to prop naming the server 'Necro SMP' after him.
literally whenever im not there something happens
The host coming back from dinner to seven lines of @nYx pings.
||***WORLD DOMINATION***||
prop's single, spoilered goal for the Mekanism season.
have some passion man
Roasting prop's factory
tech support guy asking me for tech support
kira on prop, the group's tech fixer, asking him for help setting up the 1.17 server.
EVERYTHING IS MINE
IRIS's answer to kira's 'everybody grinds, everybody builds' sharing plan.
let me search with nasa satellites who in our universe asked
kira's comeback after Fili told Kart 'nobody asked'.
abi guide: step 1 - DIE
IRIS's first move on the modded server was to leap into lava
Communism prevails
On Suresh moving into prop's house and helping himself to prop's things.
but dont steal. ie; tell n take or take n tell
kira's rule after the first Create Together theft dispute.
the one word fili doesnt know that exists in english is sharing XD
IRIS teasing Fili during the sharing debate.
somebody yanked the ethernet cable -__-
The reason for a whole-server outage.
we have been sleeping so much that i have never even seen a phantom
Asking for one-player sleep on Create Together.
cursed af, ip hasn't changed at all
The supposedly dynamic home IP refused to change for weeks.
literally every single item i own is in the system now
On his massive Create storage network
first time actually playing mc in hd
Playing with shaders
we need to fucking kill the wither
On what Create's endgame required
dei nibba you going to give me access to my own village
The mending-book bargaining
k he stole it fam
prop's verdict after questioning his little brother Kart about IRIS's blue saplings.
if the coords are this^, you owe me an apology 10 diamonds and 2 villagers
kira on finding that IRIS may have taken over the village he had called dibs on.
for 30 mins continously only seeing the bread da
IRIS on villagers who would not breed.
with ppl actually not quitting for once
prop's wish for a Hermitcraft-style server, days before the Axolotl SMP.
im the most powerful player in the smp now
After finishing his armour and sword
the only thing that keeps us going is competition for diamonds
kira's pitch for the diamond-only economy that would define Season 1
I come with wooden sword hit the last hit and win xD
Planning to steal the dragon's last hit
im gonna capitalize on axalotls
prop, excited for the 1.17 axolotl season
axolotl axolotl....full smp axolotl
IRIS's whole plan for the new 1.17 season
yo vanilla cringe af
kira's answer when prop asked why a vanilla server needed mods
prop asking himself
Grim mocking prop's typo while everyone waited for the server to open
Btw this season, no rules ie; we ain't imposing rules. If the rest of the people feel it's wrong person is punished. Also we can overrule
kira's founding 'constitution' for Axolotl SMP Season 1, posted on launch day.
guess im gonna have to start hiding my shit from kart
prop's instant reaction to the no-rules season.
sounds like murder but ok
prop reacting to his own 'do the deed #announcements' as Season 1 went live.
first death on the server while afk
The server's very first death, a zombie killing an AFK k1R4.
btw fun fact: If you steal shit I can see with ledger. so no shitty business
The server's first official warning about theft.
kart you are not allowed inside veteran club I am sorry
Kart tried to join prop and k1R4 at the villager project.
duping destroys the fun in the game
k1R4's ruling after Kart's diamond dupe.
welcome to the club of broken advancement
prop to Suresh when his advancements also got re-awarded.
KART = AWESOME
Kart celebrating being the first to diamonds, nether and a fortress.
ive been summoned here by the kelp master himself
A newcomer introducing himself as kira's recruit
idc..kira..stfu kid
the line that got Pvs313 kicked, then killed
I am here to make sure you dont fuck with thte server thats all
kira defending the new server
The veterans declare war on mokes
kira refusing Levi's diamonds and starting the first S1 feud
me and omen have no life
Levi's boast of why the Monkes would win the war
these are thte sort of words an xrayer would say
kira's reply when Levi got defensive about his mines
I am srry and I admit I x rayed
Omen's in-game confession after kira's inspection
omen you have one fking job
kira to Omen before the raid chaos, about sleeping
vindicators can open fucking doors
prop discovering raid horror
me and prop fighting a fkin war
Omen mid-raid
guilty as charged
confessing to cheating
My word is gods word that's all you need
Grimwatch promising no ban
would make a hell of a youtube video ngl
prop foreseeing a video about the raid
im the most powerful player on the server rn
shortly before losing all his gear in the raid
we need ppl fighting to become richer
prop on the point of the server
alright my purpose in this world is complete
after seeing prop's axolotls
i swear i will ban your ass if you make such stupid jokes
kira warns Omen_49 about xray jokes
imagine lagging on a server hostied on your own lan
teasing DeathHack127's lag
im not ranboo
after Kart used his villager without permission
modern house with a wooden rib cage on the side
His review of Grimwatch's new house.
grim became mc grandpa
Teasing Grimwatch's '2015 modern houses' style. Grim answered 'boomer grim :pensive:'.
bruh ur not technoblade to do that
His reply when prop logged in and typed 'subscribe to ProPlayerPlayz'.
BOTHT THE FUCKNIG VILLAGERS GOT OUT
After demonstrated07 slept despite repeated warnings while villagers were being moved.
wait we are performing the trades of centuray
In the middle of the cartographer boat-and-logout emerald exploit.
WATCH UR LANGAUAGE
Scolding prop's swearing the moment he logged on.
the server couldnt handle how good i am at the game
prop's explanation when the server crashed mid-session (it was actually someone fixing the backup power).
every time i get elytra in survival / it feels like the first time
Testing his new wings with kira after the End trip.
yea i felt bad when i went end busting without u so i planned to get one for you at all costs when i come back
When kira thanked him for the elytra.
i trapped a shulker in a boar / then he shot himself and died
His End city report: he boated a shulker just before its own bullet arrived.
now u know who u are dealing with
After showing Kart prop and kira's iron stockpile.
get your ping today for only 5 diamonds
Mocking prop's constant lag complaints.
I am banning you xD
When prop got a second wither skeleton skull.
imagine having a purpose in life like having fun or being happy
Annoying kira during class until he switched to Do Not Disturb.
he was the first axolotl of the server
Kart mourning Mini Kart
Maximum possible is 24 and this guy got 23
kira accuses DeathHack127 of hacking after a 23-diamond vein.
kart found diamonds after 20 mins of mining without me and once i logged on he found in 2 mins
Prop's contagious luck becomes server folklore.
the world feels so small now that we can fly
After the creeper farm produced enough rockets.
btw fun fact we don't have any strict rules on the server
Kira on server governance; followed by 'if we feel its wrong tho, youre fucked'.
triggered my 12 yr old minecraft senses
Prop objecting to kira's off-centre torch pattern on the slime platform.
i dont do rentals
Prop refuses to lend out his only elytra after Fili's gear loss.
there goes 7 diamonds down the fucking void
Fili's lost order.
typical fili tryna scam
Fili asked for goods before paying.
we are extraordinarily humble
Prop and kira each calling the other the boss.
its like the "bois defeated dragon without you" betrayal
Prop explaining why he will only end bust with kira after going alone last time.
smp is to chill and have fun
Telling Fili to calm down after he got elytra and diamond gear in one night.
dont dare see my riches
Kira inviting DeathHack127 to his shop.
idk what a thred
Having started one
Nah bro we shouldn't abuse dupes
Rejecting prop's carpet dupe fuel idea.
im secretly from japan
Fake flexing of Japanese; 'dont tell my family'.
get me a better computer then I can
Reply to Kart asking him to fix lag from the gold farm.
alright its war
Prop reacts when Kart seals kira's ender pearl stasis.
the main reason i named my weapons is because i want the death messages
Why prop named his gear before the planned Kart duel.
bro one axolottl is fighting with me
Kira's wholesome axolotl moment at the guardian temple.
philza only did like 50, which is pathetic imo
kira on draining a radius-90 circle around his ocean monument
Explosive mining is the best and bed mining is the cheapest
Kira's take on ancient debris mining methods.
lol i alddready endedd veteran's monopoly
Levi gloating about his shop competing with the Veterans
*DeathHack127 will never log on again*
Rage-quit after the Wither destroyed everything.
what will i do if internet runs out in the middle and i fucking fall outta the sky and loose my shit
prop's fear of running out of mobile data mid-elytra flight.
i mean we live in the same house
Levi defending starting kira's server without permission
Ofc as a younger brother your duty is to piss me off in front of other ppl
kira on Levi's 'veterans deez nuts' prank; prop said it explained 'the entire brother thing in one line'
i wanna delete the history
Answering prop, who wanted his old villager setup left 'for the history'.
kart will abuse it like crazy
why Kart was not given OP in speedrun practice
like roaming around asking for the worst deals of the century
prop roasting Kart's trading habits in a 'dead' economy
~~.ip~~ r.i.p
kira's pun after yet another power cut.
i dont wanna hear that from a 2 bit middle schooler
nYx's reply when Levi told him to get a life; it became a running bit
its fucking over powered as heckkkk
On finishing his raid farm.
YOO SURESH IS BACK IN AXOTL SMP :poggies:
Celebrating Suresh's return.
man is eating PvP food in a peaceful SMP server
On Kart turning all his gold into golden apples
note to self: never listen to kart and go into a bastion to look for a notch apple for him
After being killed by a Piglin Brute.
this itself is already the most detailed build on the server
On abishek's dark oak build.
note to self : NEVER GO TO OCEAN MONUMENT
after Suresh drowned to guardians
prop let me be true here......i starting to like minecraft
abi won over by shaders
we dont have any buils in axoltl smp
prop lamenting the lack of real builds given how much they played; kira pointed to his gold farm
welcome to the most laggiest and most productive base in the server
prop introduces his veteran base to nYx
it just gets fucked for minecraft with shaders a
a joke about IRIS's Legion laptop crashing with shaders on power saving mode
feels like a different server
kira seeing the nether hub for the first time
i might as well jump into the void rather than do that
On being asked whether the did-you-die box would include netherite
first unintentional community project
How prop described the Nether tunnel that every active player helped build
this is the one world / that i have put ton of work on and interested in continuing for a long time
prop's love letter to Season 1, the day the Nether tunnel came together
in the history of all the dead servers we ever made
prop said ASMP S1 had made more progress than any of their earlier servers
its a quality of life feature used by technical players for plebs like you yeah its cheats
kira defends the Carpet fake player against GrimWatch
we should not reset this server
prop wants a permanent world and plans to expand the border for 1.18
cba to spend so much so have fun with `.ip` and your waypoints getting reset
kira refusing to pay for a static IP
I like how you joined the server, got good gear, built a house and called it a day
kira roasting GrimWatch's short Season 1 career.
chumma flying around and buidling houses nothing will happen kekw
prop arguing that kira's home server was more than enough for what the group actually did.
but if you even TRY TO RAID MY BASE you shall DIE IN THE HANDS OF **SOUL REAPER THE SWORD!**
Kart's birthday threat.
I am already in debt for 90 daimonds 😂
abi's reply to Kart trying to sell him fireworks
mf comes and builds one half modernhouse near the veteran main land and leaves server for good
prop's summary of grimwatch's entire contribution to the Veterans
kart then goes onto the End and forgets he doesnt have elytra equipped or any rockets on him
Right after losing the elytra battle, Kart jumped into the void and lost everything
i dont log on for like 2 days and the entire veteran base becomes a wasteland and overgrown wtf
prop discovering the state of the Veteran Base
Have some maturity and fix creeper holes if you cause the blast
kira's response to the creeper-holed Veteran Base
as the co-owner of veteran base I BAN you from entering this entire region and using and farms or villagers in this base
prop's formal ban on Kart.
we are the only ones with access to backups and admin
kira reminds the server of veteran power during the Kart dispute.
If you guys ever have kids, don't let them win when playing. Teach them the harsh world and don't give into their tantrums
kira's verdict on Kart's tears after dying.
he used end crystals to try to kill me
Explaining why kira's gold shop was patched with stone bricks
suresh fucking punched him and a raid started
prop was carefully killing a pillager captain with flint and steel when Suresh set off a raid at the Veteran Base
that bot pillager shot me
The complaint that opened the 'I will kill you prop' thread
> laptop is frozen ⏎ > send ss ⏎ > stop screenshare
His deadpan reply to being asked for a screenshot while his laptop was frozen
which century is that laptop from
On Saitama's old ASUS
ok now leave him abi
bantering while onboarding Saitama.
was the biggest shit that ever hapnd to us in axoltl smp
On the successful village raid.
"everyone in the server helped eachother for the good of the serevr"
Kart lore-baiting the raid story.
I like how he says he will build that first and then asks whats it for
kira on abi offering to build a super smelter without knowing what it does
youre still in the server only because you are prop's brother
kira to Kart after the damage from Kart's battle with Suresh
It all started with me convincing you and grim to come settle here
kira on the founding of the Veteran Base
watever.....PvP with shaders is like digging your own grave
After the shader-obscured duel.
if Abi wins he gets Suresh's ass
The absurd wager for the Abi vs Suresh duel
dont do shit just to be lore
prop's philosophy about server storytelling.
poggest farm
Reaction to the nether roof gold farm's XP rate.
who built this monstrosity
Seeing the gold farm for the first time.
how many fucking more farms u guys wanna build da
nYx reacting to the farm boom
if server catches on fire youre responsible
kira's grudging go-ahead for prop's stacking raid farm
I am so proud of myself for building this lava farm
Kart's first-ever farm.
peaceful no killing pvp kek
Inventing fists-only sumo.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO my waypoints :(
Kart's reaction to every IP change
all that progress now uselss
On prop dismantling his build
DO NOT DISMANTLE BAMBOO FARM
Protest, ignored, that opened the chunk
this is far more enterataining than what i planned for the stream
On his afk avatar being trapped by Kart and abi mid-stream
Lol seeing this chat be like watching billionaires make business deals with each other
On prop, abi and Suresh trading mega-projects
if i was just making the did you die boxes for 4 days straight the server will die and i would be the only player on
prop resisting Levi's deadline for the PPP box
fuck einstein and newton i stan minecraft farm inventors
nYx in awe of the 120k/h cobble factory
he is the nikola tesla of minecraft farms
prop crediting ilmango
its not even a farm. its a fucking factory
Prop on the omega cobble generator after two minutes of running it
ah yes the stone beacon
Suresh's iron-less beacon attempt
poggers. damn this is going to be a big project
Seeing the size of the arena materials
just becoz these two fellows haave a fetish for frogs....the whole MC community has to have these creepy creature -_-
abi's reaction to frogs at Minecraft Live 2021
AFTER THE MACHINE BLOWING UP LIKE 4 TIMES
Prop finally restores the TNT duper
DON'T GET ARCHIVED
BotFragx bumping the arena thread with the 34,081-slab material list
any trading will result in me killing all involved parties and reclaiming the trident
Prop's warning when Kart tried to buy Saitama's gifted trident
so technically i am just playing the game while an inactive player randomly pings me from time to time talking about pp
prop's final word on the undelivered Perhaps You Perished Parcel
because kart has been stuck in lava waiting to be rescues and hasnt logged in for 2 days
prop's explanation for why the server had been so peaceful.
server evolved 3 fold without kart
The punchline to the peaceful two days.
payan turns off shaders because 70-80 fps / is too low
prop marvelling at abi's RTX laptop during the shader craze
poor steal from the rich
abi on selling snow to kira, who had given him free stuff; kira replied 'its the other way around irl'
screenshot = pog
On shaders at 5 fps, followed by 'gameplay = absolute bull shit'.
we compared the stats of in game horses and flexed them with ingame filters
Summarising an evening of skeleton horse jump tests with shaders.
this is smp not do whatever you want mp
Refusing to teleport abi to the monument.
dieing causes server ded
Parody warning before Suresh goes to the world border.
its lore now
prop on the bot still calling the server 'Potato SMP'
I'm a bot and this action was performed automatically
Auto-reply joke when Kart asked for an enchant.
YOUR HOLE IN THE GROUND WITH STAIRS is not a base
Roasting Kart's base.
if we build that it will be like i have acieved salvation in minecraft
On the mega-base idea.
you are now like tommy innit in exile
Starting the trident exile joke.
this is more interesting that dream smp
On the exile; 'and we are not even scripting this shit'.
fuck the exile i need triedents
Abandoning the roleplay for the goal.
thats a price i can pay to have an active discord/minecraft server with friends
on the Axolotl server being used for everything, including movie nights
suffering from success
On the overflowing iron farm.
luckperms wasn't needed. I just had to configure carpet
Resolving the permission question.
fitmc boomer doesn't understand carpet bots exist
On the video about Jeb being griefed.
my life goals have been achieved
After slaying the fake Technoblade and jeb_ bots with Valkyrie III, hours before the grief.
they can't do shit. they are degenerate mc trolls not hackers
kira's verdict on the griefers after rumours that he had been DDoSed.
reading the logs itself is scary as shit
Reading the griefing log line by line.
IS STEVEN SAFE?
Kart's first concern after hearing the server was wiped.
shut and sit while the adults resolve this
prop's answer to Kart's question about Steven.
no no watching that greifing was semma fun
abi, a live witness, when asked whether he was traumatised.
how many fking times do I have to say that server is not connected to the internet
kira the day after the October 2021 griefing, as people kept checking the server
it went off with a bang
On the server finally dying 'for the first time' not randomly but in a grief.
all that was remaining from my house was the gold block at top XD
Describing the grief damage.
they made abi's building full netherite
reacting to the damage after the 2021-10-27 grief
they logged in as you and me
explaining how the attackers bypassed the whitelist
i want that netherite actually
reaction to the griefed netherite base
if somebody believes this shit, they are boomers irrespective of age
On the fake Discord hacker warning
forget this
The arena thread's last word, two days after the server was griefed
the universe doesnt like kart having dragon head
On Kart losing his third dragon head.
asteroid radioation converted abishek's smooth stone building into fucking netherite
Building on nYx's idea of making the wipe into lore.
I still have veto
kira holding the line against restoring individual builds.
So we are back and so is that FUCKING MOUNTAIN
The world is restored after the griefing
2b2t grief is liek multiverse ultron fucking with us
Framing the restored backup as an alternate timeline.
lmao the lore potential is insane
kira on the time-travel framing of the backup restore.
That was the biggest mistake of my axolotl smp life
prop on spawning joke Technoblade and jeb bots, which he believes drew the griefers in
Breaking reality for a witch farm...
On abi's plan to undo the backup rollback just to get his witch farm back
the server fucking survived a 2b2t hacker group griefing the server
prop marvelling that ASMP S1 was still alive.
bro youre the main character, without you half of the builds on the server won't be there
kira answering prop calling himself a side character.
Breate is the best mod i have ever played man
abi's typo-laden love letter to the Create mod.
some parts of our timeline are just meant to happen
During a raid on the restored base; absolute points in time.
I AM THE POTION MASTER OF THE SERVER
Kart proves his brewing credentials
Mission : brew a thousand fire res **[COMPLETE]**
Kart over-reports his potion output (it was 4 shulkers)
using heads that drop because of a datapack from players spawned using carpet mod to create rockets that do damage
prop appreciates Kart's loophole
note to self never stand on something moving
after a near-death on the machine
Seems like prop finally found a guy who abides by his word
after prop told Kart to sleep
kira silent but deadly
Prop after discovering kira was online unnoticed for hours
this is abi give stuf smp now
Kart joking about abi handing out materials
prop I like axolotl a lot bro, so much fucking freedom to play however we want
kira describing why Axolotl SMP matters to him
dude i will welcome every one with open hands unless thier naame is fili
abi's answer when kira asked if a guest could join.
Kart Suresh and Iris will never be forgotten
Mock memorial after a Genshin/parkour map session
you know.... until u started using the farms that me and/or kira built i didnt realize how valuable the farms are
Prop on IRIS borrowing farm output
3 players and 3 bots perfectly balanced as all things shd be
Prop on the server being full of loader bots
i just realized how much destructive power i hold
After collecting 51 wither skeleton skulls
just killed elder gaurdian and built farm. bam. most op shit ever
Describing the guardian XP farm
one time kart said he would prefer bossify to be his brother than me
The thread starter
kids say dumb shit
Advice to prop
Prop loves kart
Spammed three times
imagine selling shulkerbox for 1 diamond per box
Prop on Hermitcraft prices
i'm happy that this farm exists but not happy that you built this without me when this was my idea
Suresh on the guardian farm
we are speaking gods to gods
Prop and abi at 110 and 92 levels
freecam is like xray without being illegal
Freecam debate
just dont think the server is communist
Kira on people taking from his gold farm
jk its singleplayer download of the alternate timeline
prop owning up to his fake griefing of abi's honey shop.
just death but more dramatically
Warning that a chorus fruit will not save you from fall damage in the End void.
paimons are dimonds
The Genshin diamond naming joke.
that was the most fun i had in axolotl smp ngl
After escaping the dragon egg ambush by rocketing across the map.
im the fucking owner of raid farm and i dont have totems
Comic moment before the bastion raid.
you hijacked my guardian farm build
Suresh's complaint in the farm monopoly argument.
fighting like kids for a fucking emoji
kira on the Saitama vs GrimWatch emoji slot war.
Yes it's my chair. I'm suffering from success
On the ancient-debris chair
my system is perfect
Defending his emerald shop's redstone against kira's scam accusations, followed by 'user error'.
to prevent your monopoly
On building a hoglin farm to avoid buying emeralds from prop.
typical 11 year old
Suresh's reaction to Kart's /login plugin suggestion.
this economy is a joke
On how the early economy was just monopolies.
im a determined pices of shit
Declaring he will not do anything else until the shulker farm works.
this was an ultimate challenge to my minecraft skills and knowledge
After finally moving one shulker out of 19 into the farm.
i'm going to sleep now knowing that i conquered this bull shit that almost made me want to delete minecraft
Closing speech after the shulker haul.
prop your totem is the epic build of the server now
abi on the totem statue.
the shulker died
prop's only explanation for his mourning profile picture and colours.
it is a execution
on killing Kart over the Spider-Man machine
your base is literally a hole with stuff
the classic roast of Kart's base
cold war era pog
on the elytra price dispute
you started a war
k1R4 on IRIS's elytra pricing
its the most pointless but pog looking farm in this server
Describing his cactus farm.
who is brr
Running gag every time abi's alt appears.
lets join hands to monopolize metal on the server, copper, iron and gold
k1R4 proposing an economic cartel.
already having mspt spikes, hell no
Rejecting the ImageMaps plugin
I just made the single biggest transaction in axolotl smp history
Bragging about the 78-diamond deal.
PERIMETER MACHINE IS ON
Spammed five times before it broke again.
guess who picked the spot
Claiming credit after six spawners turned up under Veteran Base in the 1.18 caves.
its like saying "minecraft bad because pixels"
prop's comeback when IRIS judged games by their graphics.
You have triggered prop
Followed by 'Feel the wrath of / PRO / PLAYER / PLAYZ' as prop started his Minecraft speech.
he got you triggered
Telling prop that IRIS had won the graphics argument just by getting a reaction.
I like how kart is the only guy that listens to prop
After prop told Kart to go to sleep or get banned, and Kart obeyed.
we have ourselves a second kart
Teasing rj008 after losing full netherite to the void.
Always have bed in inventory
IRIS's survival lessons for RJ (also totem in left hand and an enderchest).
finnally we wont get rick rolled every time he sends a msg
On akshastley changing his name to Saitama.
Prop is the type of gamer who says he will come to play at 9 and never shows up
Roasting prop after his Terraria night.
I am the culprit kek
Admitting the missing shulker shells were his own mistake.
he gained cosmic vision and ascended
prop's canon explanation of IRIS quitting and becoming a Watcher.
got one word....really sry but ewww
IRIS's verdict on the netherite shrine Kart built in his honour.
and this is exactly why prop has mr.paragraph role on eden
After prop's giant all-caps DND rant.
paragraphs are a part of my internet presence now
prop owning his wall-of-text reputation.
nice rocket u got there prop
IRIS's review of prop's first ever Blockbench sword model.
dead ppl wont join
The newly 'dead' Watcher IRIS refusing to play again.
that is when i realised minecraft is pointless ⏎ whatever we do ⏎ we are gonna reset at one point
Reaction to the planned 1.19 reset.
I am fresh at 3 rather than not able to see at 3 😂
Sleep schedule banter.
hey is it just me or is the watchers expanding fASTTTTTTTTTTT
Kart noticing the exodus of S1 players into the Watcher role.
because its dictatorship, you ask we decide
Why there is no suggestions channel.
i hecked the server
Explaining why he appeared as Anonymous player.
Wtf this is no funeral this is a frickin auction
Commentary on the funeral event.
anybody want to hire me for 64 diamond to kill prop and make a counterfeit wil??
Joke at the funeral.
minecraft is peace
After a rage quit from Valorant.
sub to technoblade
Reply to prop's 'sub to prop'.
more like plays for an escape from reality
nYx correcting his Ranboo casting
if anything it bought economic stability ti the server
Levi defending his behaviour at abishek's funeral: 'nobody cared abt u dying'
a neccesary sacrifice for salvation
Levi's verdict on abishek's lore death
abishek died... nobody knows how... (probably died of boredom and loneliness)
The opening of abishek's lore death and funeral
The server ain't about minecraft bro / It's about having fun in minecraft
prop's reply to Saitama saying everything on the server was already done
thor the samurai rowdy
The crew imagining Stormbreaker, a katana and a lungi on one character
we dont have canon lives on the server
prop laying down the lore rules on death
i will burn it down the second he builds it
On Kart's planned detective agency
just becoz me dead doesnt mean i wont play minecraft
IRIS (abi), dead in the lore, still asking for mods
Died due to peer pressure
prop 'solving' the Abishek death mystery
calm down, we ain't playing modded minecraft
After prop announced he would make Nebula and Vortex pickaxes from Terraria
atleast when u look closely you will know the craftsmanship that has went into this shit
On spending ages on details that barely show in-game
please dont do any lore shit without me
Begging friends not to start story events while he was away.
he ded remember?
Cold reply when rj008 asked where abi was after his death.
akshay how tall are you?
Identity check on a rarely seen player; Akshay passed.
lol server lagging so hard, it started raining in the nether
Lag so bad weather broke.
this is fiverr level shit
Reaction to the finished Glitchpop Axe
minecraft is literally therapy, i was feeling a bit down before
Rare sincere moment on New Year's Eve.
cant afford tiles , so building with diamond blocks
Explaining why he spent abi's inherited diamonds on his castle.
Server died not once but 3 times
His New Year's Day pride speech: one death from inactivity, two hacks, 'And we are still going strong. We are chads'
I have squeezed out how much ever performance I can out of the 5 year old pentium
kira on why the 1.18 lag could not be fixed
let's make the server bulletproof
kira deciding against prop's plan to DDoS mcstalker after the New Year's Eve attack
nah because the griefers are jobless people
kira on why the server kept getting griefed
Katana sword - nYx own inspiration(s) - nYx what happened fam
prop calling out nYx's long-stalled katana model in the WIP list
im main charcter of asmp bc im in middle
Kart declares himself the protagonist during the funeral event.
asmp aint no random joke server anymore
prop on how far the server has come
placing water blocks is very easy bitch
On the trident farm: placing is easy, removing about 700k blocks is not.
you deserve it for expecting so much from the server
On the server crashing under the trident farm flying machines.
trident farming baby lets go
Prop celebrates finishing the farm.
i hereby like to gather up @role to bring in a voting on coming up with a decision to turn @Kart hole to a bigger hole and to consider it a act of kindness and a goodwill for the ppl of axolotl smp rather than thinking of it as a grief and rolling it back. i would like this to be the topic in motion for the upcoming meeting
IRIS's mock council motion during the laptop war
i hereby declare that we should kill abi and not revive him
Kart's counter-motion; IRIS replied it had already been tried and failed, twice
Council of kart and prop laptop sharing is in session bro
Why prop couldn't come to Valorant
Or else you will die in the hands of glitchpop axe
Threatening Kart to hand prop the laptop
my base might be non existent but it is the definition of HOMELESS/BROKE
Prop roasting his own base progress against kira's mega base.
season 1 was a success because it was random
His philosophy for the next season
its like if minecraft was an RPG
How prop describes the Vault Hunters modpack.
commitee members== cult members XD
IRIS's reveal about the Sanjay Anand cult
dont want to spoil the sacredness of the new laptop by eating
prop's first day with his new laptop
you cant port forward with jio
The bad news that threw the server's hosting into doubt; prop: 'that is already terrifying'
bro wtf is this you guys speedrunning hardcore worlds
Two hardcore worlds died on the same day
i dont want the server to end on some lame reason like "having no internet" after surviving a literal motivation crippling hack
Fighting to keep S1 alive through the Jio lag crisis
i like how some random ass discord server we made for minecraft is getting so many active people for valorant
Sums up the server's Valorant-dominated winter of 2022
twerk at the soul fire then only ritual will work
prop's favourite line from the IRIS revival footage
i am kira
As retold by prop: kira claiming prop's Death Note model during the revival event
i wanna do some lore or something
On 2022-02-26 prop, bored of building, starts the idea that leads to statue events.
(it will change) (but for minecraft purposes it stays the same)
prop explaining kira's new domain
HOW THE FUCK DID MY SWORD GO INSIDE THE FUCKING GLASS BOTTLE CHEST
Circling the entire Nether hub to find a sword that was in a chest
this farm is god tier
Praising the nether wood farm built with abi
mission failed successfully
Raiding Akshay's wood for hoppers
it ain't much but its honest work
Showing his sorter base
I got an i5-10400 without processer instead of ryzen 5 5600x
The 'mega flop' on the day of the server build stream
this is the best video i have made
Rewatching his 'The Funniest Funeral in Minecraft' video
what the actual fuck was the point of me terraforming
Told to turn his finished base into a giant redstone machine
typical younger brother behaviour
On Kart refusing prop's renovation of his base
yes the server's name is gonna be axolotl even if the mc server dies
Naming the new server PC
mine is the only base that can be seen from maximum zoom out
Bragging on day one of the Dynmap
due to inactivity im shutting down axolotl
The S1 shutdown announcement, which didn't actually stop the server
the younger sibling bias is real
After Levi got their dad to pay the internet bill in five minutes
this event is cursed
After the Hide and Seek event was postponed yet again on April Fools' Day
prop became sand man
prop logged off and two sand blocks appeared in his place
kart will easily become the strongest in 1 day
On how an anarchy Season 2 would go
after say max 3 days motivation will go
His prediction for an anarchy server
make everyone place all their riches to make a mini diamond mountain
A late-season dream; prop's answer: 'haha no'
kart u will be banned this time if u start duping no more warning for you
The only rule aimed at one player in Season 2's anarchy rules
if anyone decides to make a fucking ugly ass hole that goes to bedrock at spawn and call it a base
His warning to S2 settlers, aimed at Kart
ima just fuck around and kill kart a bunch of times until he starts some war
prop's plan for generating Season 2 lore.
and leave for 4 months
The punchline of prop's roast of Saitama's play habits: join, get iron, vanish until there's an event
yeah rip s1
Epitaph for Axolotl SMP Season 1.
man i missed playing minecraft on axolotl so much lmao
First night of Season 2.
this is not like 2b2t anarchy where we can just bomb stuff if we feel like it
explaining the server's 'make your own system' anarchy
im the number one cheater on the server
joking about lucky diamond veins
anarchy server right? so... disable if you want idc
The admin's entire rule policy for S2.
i may not have a crafting table or a degree in design but i am indeed jobless enough to dedicate this much time so early on
prop proudly showing his base.
move or else we war
Ultimatum to Kart over base placement.
bro im literally a retired necromancer wdym?
nYx's response to the dead skeleton horses on his roof.
the number 1 potato farmer in ~~skyblock~~ axolotl smp
Prop's vow to out-farm Akshay.
i just committed arson
Prop pressuring Kart and Hayan to move.
im gonna sell dirt for diamonds
After terraforming a mountain into double chests of dirt
it's your territory only as long as you defend it
kira's one-line law of the land
this season is all about experimenting so I say we shall allow him and see how it goes
Approving Rk's entry
@ntize you can take that island but if i want to expand we are gonna have a war so i would reccomend going somewhere else
The earliest war threat of the season
i sleep in minecraft to compensate for real life sleep
Explaining his late-night grind
the thing about playing on pirated minecraft is u can log on to other people's acc
Warning after the account crossover
Technoblade never dies atleast in our hearts
Reaction to Technoblade's farewell video.
if i see you using technoblade skin again you will be executed for disrespecting the blood god
prop's decree to Kart.
i have successfully committed a crime
Mysterious redstone success
why is it that always when we start a server there is a always an unwanted raid that fucks up everything in the start
Prop on the accidental raid
who thought vex was a good idea
Mid-raid frustration
let everyone suffer like us to get saddles
Denying a saddle recipe
aka god
N_tize explaining who eb is
this is "anarchy" after all
On possible ambush trades
I made a good call going for villagers instead of mining
After diamonds from trading
breh wait this is starting now ah oof
Saitama realising the announced event (likely the 07-09 ancient city event) was already under way
mincraft is a horror game now
prop after the first warden encounters
this is the closest ancient city from spawn
prop's defence against Akshay claiming the city
ah yes prop, the survival guy on discovery channel
kira roasting prop's freecam stream of two wardens
two wardens caught on camera fucking each other
kira's commentary on the warden stream
you guys are raiding MY ANCIENT CITY AH
Akshay discovers the group in what he thought was his territory
its a force of nature
answering whether the warden is male or female
yeah i can do crimes without serving a lot of time in prison
Shyam on being 17
the heartbeat is extremelly unsettling
on the warden sound design
pls dont take anything starting with sculk
last line of the chunk, as loot is divided
no bid not for sale not for auction
Refusing bids for his Swift Sneak book
i see this as betrayal
On learning Akshay killed the Ender Dragon without an event
i can tolerate a lot of things but defeating dragon without me its the top of the list
Prop's dragon rage
tea party with the ender dragon ofc
Casually explaining why he was in the End
asserting dominance
Reason for killing the dragon alone
anarchy being put to good use
While handing _eb a boat in the middle of the feud
he is abusing me @prop
During Sian's repeated Enma kills
take this as a reminder to not hit me
After killing _eb with a shovel
small step for me
After unlocking the end portal
Welcome to the club ;-;
Replying to Akshay's lava death
kek I looted all nearby cities of their elytra
Start of his elytra monopoly boast
horses > elytra this season
kira's reply to Saitama's monopoly
i have 30000 trillion netherite ingots
wealth flex during the rich-boi banter
Man bullies a peasant while showing off his wealth and another man comes to the rescue [Axolotl S2, 2022]
mock video title for a screenshot
im a vegetarian
Kira, after being asked to fight, declining Akshay but accepting _eb's peace treaty.
I got some stone but not sure if it has the right amount of drip you need
Kira answering _eb's request for dripstone.
not gonna lie the wither was dissapointingly weak
Sian after killing the Wither in three minutes.
bitch I want axolotl content on your channel
pressuring prop to film Axolotl SMP videos
my mom just walked in, saw me play minecraft, put on a disappointed look and closed the door
A relatable gaming-parent moment.
we are hermit craft
prop describing the server's culture, adding 'but with anarchy'.
i would go to war to protect saitama till he returns
On defending Saitama's base while he was away.
imma build a cake which is also a farm which is also a base which is also a villager breeder which is also a mine
Kart's base plan, which prop accused of copying everyone.
kart went from living in a hole to being homeless this season kek
prop roasting Kart.
its actually not even a "bot"
Kira revealing that the Minecraft chat bridge is just a webhook.
unfortunately mom isn't in this server, so guess how many people will give a fuck about your false claims here? 0, thats right ZERO
kira answering his younger brother's 'younger brother abuse' complaint
BIGBROS VS YOUNG BROS
Kart accepting prop's 'bro v bro war'
y is ur swords name raid shadow legends lmao
on Sian naming his raid-farm sword
IM THE BIGGEST FUCKING PRO IN MINECRAFT
after a 150 block drop clutch
the carrot and potato eb gave me yesterday
friendship items
when there is a clearly rich inactive player
on people looting Saitama's chests
bruh and u have full netheritebv ?
reacting to Sian's gear after two weeks
Lore doesn't make things better
Roasting _eb's mud industrial area and its red tree.
He is like zoro in minecraft
Hayan getting lost on the way home.
i love to see iron golems helplessly burn to death
Out-of-nowhere confession.
bro why is every single event i make getting fucked up like this
After his dad's car breakdown postponed the statue event.
bro fuck events bro
After yet another event fell through
and then just bully them into coming for event
prop's new event strategy
Or kill abishek again
Recalling that the funeral was the last event that worked
im just the old grandpa of this server
prop on his role telling Season 1 stories
unfortunately exclusive premium content only
The onlyvillagers bit
event time babyyyyyyyyyyy
Prop launching the Technoblade statue opening.
sacrifice for the blood god
DeathHack kills nYx at the memorial.
i am gonna become th agent of chaos
DeathHack announces his villain arc.
i am just saying i can spawn 6 withers right fucking now
Sian warning others not to provoke him.
im the grandpa of the server
Prop introducing himself to Fili.
asmp lore season 2 babyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Prop on the DeathHack feud.
stop comparing yourself to techno
Repeated dozens of times against DeathHack's 'no'.
I care more about milestones bc they are more permanent
Sian's philosophy of progression.
anarchy in a non hacker way
Prop explaining the server rules to Fili.
asmp s1 thrived on unintentional drama
prop explaining why Season 2 is intentionally anarchy.
no rules this season
Season 2's founding rule.
prop r we still enemies? ... its more fun that way
DeathHack keeps the feud with prop alive.
prop be like: imma play some minecraft in grind mode [5 mins later] valo boi: yo prop valo? prop : yes
Friends tease prop about his gaming focus.
*and prop walks in on me*
Fili leaning into kira's caption of his creeper screenshot
well that was the craziest to valhala moment i have had
After dying to the freshly lured Warden.
Axolotl sms
Fili names the Scrap Mechanic Survival world after the server brand.
i aint no bitch ass if car goes i can make new
After losing his van
little did he know that the tribute would be botched so hard and ending up causing a war on the server
Looking back at nYx's Technoblade tribute
With this log I, prop, end the ASMP S1 lore and declare it as History
prop's formal close of Season 1
next prop shorts/vid title be like i become freaking iron man in scrap mech
Watching prop's flyer
Since I have unlimited emeralds
On why he never built a food farm.
Fili uses Mining Vehicle to Cut Down and process Trees and Stone for Wood Tier 2 Blocks
prop's plan for the evening's Scrap Mechanic roles
now we are slowly gonna start playing for a bit
prop predicting the cycle of playing, comedy, and quitting.
kira ma man has full on private server for himself on which he hosts and maintains mc server as hobby for da bois
Tribute to k1R4's hosting.
I might save like 40rs a month
kira joking about shutting down the empty server.
mc is like long term shit, fps is short term
Explaining why Minecraft died next to Valorant.
asmp s1 was Vannilla (most chad season)
prop ranking the seasons
THE ENTIRE MOUNTAIN IS FUCKING HOLLOW
The discovery that became the Glorious Contraption Cave
magically the world gets destroyed by the war everyone gets amnesia and they wake up in a new world that looks off
prop's closing plot for S2
instead of buying that 1 valorant skin we bought mc itself
kira's advice to players looking for cracked launchers
Daddy help im stuck
Mocking prop calling kira for help in the Nether.
I turned on the washing machine and died
A Create mod death.
we have more diamonds than iron
Why iron is the scarcest resource in the Create world.
calculated death
Fili's explanation for drowning himself.
map ruins the experience imo
prop on why he refuses minimaps.
first train of the server
Announcing the first Create train, 2023-02-28.
unless u pull off some random bullshit like deathhack randomly killing during a mournful memorial opening
Callback to an earlier incident involving DeathHack127.
i killed axolotl bro 👍
after his mining contraption crashed the server
FUCK YOU AMRITA VISHWA VIDYAPEETHAM
rage at his college wifi
this smp is now my singleplayer world lmao
on being alone on the server
that was the most epic train journey ive been on in my 19 years of worthless life
first ride on prop's train
all while the server faces its all time high player count
prop's summary of the weekend nYx returned
the fear of one day leaving all of the shit we have done behind
prop turning philosophical about building a train station for an empty server
Axolotl into the Spider-verse it is
when Sian also made a spider backpack
im known for explaining things too much
after a long Create lecture to EmperorSian
welcome to the spiderman gang
teaching Sian the wall climbing backpack
prop building entire axolotl train network to be the only person using it
The defining joke of Season 2.5
your friendly neighbourhood train driver
starting the Pop Express tour
welcome to pop express if u wait a min we will serve with some frist class oppai
naming the Pop Express train
what do u mean server ⏎ this is my singleplayer world ⏎ that i have visitors on
prop's reply to Levi saying he kept the server alive
i hope you had that small dopamine rush to your brain for the successful spawn trap
bitter reaction to the lava trap
im not kart
refusing to start a war over the lava trap
this server also i was playing alone
lamenting the empty server
hurts watching a well designed transportation that is being built to abandoned places only for a single person to ride
IRIS mourning prop's lonely railway
SOMEONE TOOK MY FUCKING TRAIN
outraged reaction to rk's train theft
Man I'm gonna have so much fun recreating 9/11
On hearing the leaked Aeronautics mod could make planes
thambi prop only gonna do shit
k1R4 handing server duties to prop
all previous worlds are gone
Telling IRIS there was no server left to join
any issue or random death dont come asking for your items back using cheats and all, be a man deal with it.
ASMP Earth's ground rules
technoblade never dies
Reacting to Levi's Technoblade reference
I'm claiming the ocean around japan (no trespassing)
kira's protective ocean claim around nYx's Japan, minutes after it was claimed
caught in 4k fhd lazer 3d view
Grim's verdict on the DeathHack screenshot prop pinned
too late to delete message my child
prop refusing to let Levi walk back the pinned message
mfs didnt even fucking join the server
prop reacting to Snake and Mero dividing up Korea before ever logging in
man is selecting and claiming everything like some google form checkbox you are filling
prop on IRIS claiming the UAE, Dubai and Switzerland before he had even joined
antarctic fried chicken
Mero's AFC joke, which nYx instantly echoed
previously thought extinct species commonly known as "chickens" found by famous adventurer prop on his exploration of the antarctic undergrowth
Mock headline for the first chicken in Antarctica
the great coal shortage of 2023
prop naming the server's first economic crisis, which nYx immediately wanted for the newspaper
man is living on top of japanese KGF
prop reacting to nYx's absurd ore vein
when i join a war will start
Kart's promise on Earth, true to his chaotic reputation
I claim greenland and iceland on behalf of kart (claim owndership automatically transfers to kart once he joins the server)
prop claiming land for a friend who hadn't joined yet
world hunger has been solved by prop
On prop's potato farm
this goes beyond just news ngl :kekhandS: im enjoying the roleplay
prop realising Axolotl News had turned into full nation role-play
I name this villager optimus prime
Naming the cured zombie villager
i am providing them infinite food and emeralds for permanent servitude
prop defends his villager farm in a dictator joke
the edible kind not the tracking private information kind
Offering cookies at the Antarctic conference room
prop hires villagers to use their mysitcal powers to summon golems of iron to farm infinite iron
A typical Axolotl News headline about building an iron farm
Antarctican Research Airport = A.R.A.
prop retroactively gives the 'ara ara' joke an official meaning.
haha i griefed the entire world
Dry joke after the server rolled back on his login.
A.R.A. Air Traffic Control to Cuban Flight 3 beware of weather conditions, We have a Code 2 Snow storm coming shortly Over.
Peak ATC roleplay.
i would like this friendship btw our nation to be forever -indonesian leader rk
Rk signs off a deal with prop.
Nether Roof Link is Complete!
Announcing the roof-portal breakthrough.
Log: Nether Roof Portal Link established. There is enough atmoshphere here to breath and operate planes on
In-character log entry after the breakthrough.
solution to end world hunger
On the hoglin food farm.
human trafficking
Answering IRIS about moving villagers
minecraft is more gambling than genshin
Over villager enchant rerolling
shit we are doing now is nothing compared to asmp season 1
Nostalgia for the first season
its the only mob in the game youre not meant to kill
On the Warden after Abishekishere's death
Goal: Acquire rarest armour trim in Minecraft
Pinned mission after the archaeology run
my kfc business gonna fail with this rate
Slow chicken farm
BEST TREE IN MIENCRAFT
Seeing cherry leaf particles
me dying is a constant
Reaction to losing gear yet again.
that comes after the nuke arc
Grim on nYx's plans for Japan; nYx answered 'Nuke arc skipped bro. Canon averted'
this season is about building cool shit not actually beating the game
Stated season philosophy (paraphrased in chat as 'btw this season is about building cool shit').
man is literally the goodtimeswithscar of the server
Comparing Abishekishere's absurd deaths to a Hermitcraft legend.
all i have left is my dick in my hand
After losing all his gear to a creeper at the temple.
if any of my progress for this session gets reset in a significant way i am bringing them back with admin powers
Panicked after a server crash while hoarding trims.
calm your tits
Kira's reply to prop's mass-ping about the power cut.
progressing too fast will lead to dead server as usual
prop explaining why they should not rush content, referencing past seasons.
it's like excalibur bro
On being the only one who can switch the server host on.
surrender and die
kira's solution for IRIS trapped by three Wardens.
u are fucked when it gets too close and it does the roar thing
Prop's third phase of the Warden.
mf can't handle two skeletons and kills a warden
Suresh roasting Abishek after the first Warden kill.
abi is citizen in antarctica
Prop grants citizenship in his Antarctic country.
yes i have overpriced prices
Admitting his villager hall prices are inflated.
future tense brother
Replying to RJ who promised to help grow Antarctica.
yearly subscribtion
RJ bargaining for permanent access to the villager hall.
go ask for yearly subscription for entering white house
Prop's rejection of RJ's offer.
alright I have officially lost all motivation to join and play
kira after seeing how rich Africa was in diamonds
my god bro. this is just abishek's world. we just live in it
Reacting to Abishekishere completing farms and advancements alone on 2023-09-05.
we build a shulker farm no matter what this season
Vowing to finish the one thing never completed in the server's history.
looks like statue of liberty had a child with villager
BotFragx's review of prop's boredom statue
abishek is the main character of this smp
After Abishekishere found 13 ancient debris while prop found 9.
we are literally walking gods
Overconfident before entering the End with four players and full gear.
kart was actively living in that hole he called his base
prop explaining why Kart's base could never be a historic relic
I ran out of stuff to do in minecraft
IRIS on possible burnout
man elytra changes the game so mch
relay lag made the MCDiscordChat mod cut off 'kinda ruins the whole point of survival'
nobody can join except people with vpn file
on why spawning Herobrine is harmless
we can be like "this is our 1 year old minecraft world we have made these mass builds" and flex on the nons
prop on why farms need builds on top
we breed them and kidnap their offspring and make work eternally inside the dark dunguen with monsters in them for life
cat farm plan
bro can't kill real people so he killin bots
on abishek and fake players
i am literal god
Right before complaining he forgot flint and steel for a nether portal.
A while back, I had time and friends to play with but no server ⏎ Then I had time and a server but no friends to play with ⏎ Now I have friends to play with and a server but no time ⏎ Life just likes to fuck you over
On the dying Earth server.
Every smp has ended after ah storage system
Running joke about ending seasons.
THIS SERVER WILL REMAIN FOREVER FOR AS LONG AS IT TAKES FOR US TO GET BACK TO A SERIOUS SMP LATER
The promise for ASMP Limbo, which ended in a lavacast six months later
its limbo season
Introducing the no-pressure stop-gap server.
THIS IS SERVER DESTROYER MACHINE
Warning about the Create cobble generator.
abishek and dying to skeletons ⏎ never ending love
Teasing Abishek's death count.
minecraft feels like an absolute grind
Explaining why he stopped playing.
i sold my kidney
Prop on the cost of making andesite alloy.
i probably just got scammed
Kart immediately second-guessing his iron-for-leather deal.
i feel used
prop after IRIS used his brass for 41 deployers
Bro duping is not wrong
IRIS on the self-duplicating drill: 'As long as u didnt mean it'
why arent these two kissing
Abishekishere trying to join two Create fluid interfaces.
every server my base becomes main
Prop observing that his base is again the hub of the server.
man i like this server
prop describing the stress-free Create server
nice stress relief server we have
prop on the Limbo server's slow pace
bro stole my pickaxe and ran off
Prop reacting when Abishekishere left with a pickaxe he was enchanting.
this is how much kart,s made the whole server time
Comparing the new iron factory output to Kart's
this was ON THE WHOLE FUCKING TIME AND I DIDNT EVNE PLAY
Realising something had been running all along without him playing
SHIT WORKS
first successful Minecraft-to-Discord chat after the bot fix
im so proud to inform that i have setup auto restart for the server
Prop figures out server scheduling by himself
i will take revenge for you
A fake player killed by a pillager; he then corrects himself to 'avenge'
I present to you, the most over engineered over complicated honey farm built in asmp limbo
prop unveiling his honey farm
came almost 3k block away for a few spruce saplings
Dedication to a small resource goal
time for infinite saturation
After getting honeyed apples
blud is lost
Lost far from base mid-expedition
server had a stroke lmao
kira's verdict on the crash-restart loop
It's like how we spam ctrl S to save code
prop's analogy for the server restarting itself repeatedly
back to lockdown days eh? ⏎ playing terraria
The group returning to Terraria in late 2023
OG Axolotl SMP during peak lockdown was the peakest point of this server
Nostalgia for Season 1.
now everyone got busy with college work
Why the server went quiet.
i doubt we can ever hit that level of peak ever again
Pessimism about the group's future.
all they want is war
On why the group could not run a Hermitcraft-style server.
now you understand the vision I had years back
Reply to prop's longing for a proper server.
im breaking minecraft create mod
During the spinning drill build.
the phantom multiplayer effect keeps me going
Why he keeps playing a multiplayer server alone.
i can provide infinite of the following: cobble, iron, wood, potato, wheat, bread, kelp, train track, water (duh), lava, lag (fix W.I.P)
His base's inventory of automated farms, ending with lag.
man i forgot how good mc feels
Returning to Minecraft for the first time on the new server.
I want back asmp season 1 with videos of this quality
Nostalgia for Season 1 while watching the group's edits.
if that machine breaks i will genuinely cry
About his fragile Create train-track machine.
in fact i plan on flattening kart's base with my train
Threatening Kart's base (later 'ofc a joke').
u dont even need to say
Agreeing to co-op on the server with k1R4.
spawn area feels like the good old days of minecraft
On the plain, empty spawn with no roleplay or war.
this is too much komedi for #komedi-stuff
kira sending a long argument to #asmp-singleplayer-general
you killed only the white ones, thats racism
On prop's sheep-killing leaving only black sheep.
because that shit is built tight as fuck
Bragging about his train track machine that nobody else has seen.
poglins
Name for piglins plus hoglins, from the portal trip.
rather just a random modded server
prop's description of what kind of server it is (his words: 'rather just a random modded server').
we are never ever going to have more than 5 trains running on the entire server
Replying to nYx's warning about the train yard's single connecting track.
this is my chill game
prop on why he plays Minecraft instead of Valorant.
im making a perfectly straight track
The decision that launched the 2,000-block line to kira island.
i committed murder
After earning the Road Kill advancement while laying track.
the monster is a train btw
Explaining to DeathHack127 the monster in the train yard.
bro has connectivity issues to the server sitting in the same building as him
Teasing DeathHack127, who lives in the same house as prop, about his bad connection.
there is something so deeply satisfying about making a train network
prop on his railway obsession
then i will convery your house into lava storage facility
Threat to a no-show friend
i feel like gru from despicable me with this elevator depth
Digging a very deep elevator shaft
deployer attack mode is op
Create discovery
unironically the most active day in asmp limbo history
Said after his fake player bots were joining and dying all afternoon.
best minecraft server we had was this
prop's nostalgia days before Limbo ended
minecraft is giving me the inner peace i never realized i needed
Solo sunset moment after beating the Wither.
ive built incredible monstrocities
Follows 'ive done all this solo', then 'and yet i feel empty'.
its a shame nobody else is playing minecraft
The start of the lonely rant that led to the Limbo post-mortem.
the hate for create mod is insane
The central complaint of the post-mortem.
I will beat your ass. you're sitting 10ft from the server and shitting on the network
Reply to DeathHack127 blaming the network for not playing.
mfs be playing singleplayer games and streaming to nobody these days
k1R4's dig at the group of friends playing alone.
air fight with wither is like a fking anime battle
On fighting the Wither with an elytra and rockets.
not everyone is as minecraft loving as u prop
Explaining why friends dropped off Limbo.
i built train
Defending the claim that he progressed too fast.
i feel empty
After building monstrosities solo on empty Limbo.
bro just use `192.168.1.29`, thank me later
Telling Levi to join over LAN instead of the internet.
because of your explosiveness only kira's gold tent became gold bathroom mat
prop recalling Kart's explosive past
im going to blow everything up
prop's opening line as he began destroying ASMP Limbo
i can lava cast everything
prop discovering he had 5 TNT but infinite lava
lava cast the nether if you can lava cast "everything"
Kart holding prop to his word mid-lavacast
more like 10 mins amirte
prop dismissing the ~130 hours spent in Limbo
grim bot u have server me well
prop's farewell to Grimwatch's bot moments before it burned
this is the end
prop's last words in ASMP Limbo before shutting down the server
myself coping for the survival world im abt to lose
DeathHack mourning Limbo while promising the new server would be active
we gotta move on with no regrets
Right after destroying his own world.
i built everything
Why he alone should end Limbo.
130 hours? more like 10 mins amirte?
Watching the lava cast finish his work.
the boss cant be defeated in one sitting right?
Stressing the Wither Storm was designed for several sessions
literally the only 2 people having bad connection to the server that is sitting in your own house is you
prop teasing kira and Levi before the Wither Storm event
if we run away from boss we win
Prop on the fastest way to beat the Wither Storm
we are refugees now
After escaping from the newly spawned Wither Storm to the Nether
real cinematically escaped to the nether
Describing the group's retreat
kart ty for th distraction bro
On reaching the Nether safely while Kart kept dying to the Storm
prop cam is canonically illiterate
Hayan's coaching when he misspelled calamity
everyone goes through that "hating grim with full essence of their soul "phase
prop consoling Levi after his rant about grim
kira is jim browning's sensei
prop hyping up kira as a hacker who would scam-bait anyone who doxxed Levi
this is the only group of people who wont take anything seriously
prop summing up the friend group
aight soo this smp over
Right after the 05-28 explosion; prop replied 'its going on hold'
i will ignore this poll and i am informing clearly that im ignoring this poll
prop overruling the Season 3 seed vote
cant believe this was a random seed
Delight at the portal next to a nether fortress and blaze spawner.
It won't be real asmp without you showing up and building some huge thing that dwarfs everything else on the server
Greeting IRIS back to S3, describing his usual role.
every asmp starts with us sharing bases
After renting a house to abishek in Cherry Village.
prot 4 or nothing XD
Villager enchantment hunt.
even then it was a bad joke
prop's review of the recycled joke
cobblestone farm that can potentially break the server
Plans for a 70k per hour cobble farm.
Might kill the server with its power
prop's warning when proposing a 75,000-per-hour cobble farm
i almost forgot this was an smp
Playing alone on the server.
Fuck Belief
IRIS ending the 'I believe' chain
irl fortification logic applied to minecraft
prop's approach to his castle walls
YOU CAN TRADE FOR APPLES FROM FARMERS????
After building a giant apple farm plan he realised was unnecessary.
very difficult task
Kart describing the challenge of joining the server
wanted to build this shi for so long... finnally going to attempt it this season :D
prop's end-game dream for Season 3
no skin
Kart's sole contribution to prop's surprise
prop the beef which never existed has been erased
End of the Levi and IRIS spat
im my own army
On who would man his fort's archer slits.
im just building shit to avoid making progress
On building the fort rather than beating the dragon.
prop chadding, me crying
On seeing prop's progress.
the one, the only one, who could rival my "no-life" ness in asmp is kart
On Kart as his only rival.
u bet im not touching grass till all those outer walls are done
prop's defiant reply
i have no clue why i went comically overboard with this wool farm
On the wool farm.
Prop is touching more grass than u
GrimWatch turning the petition back on Levi
Cat ear supremacy
Claiming the mountain.
Pay tax if you want to go
On his double ancient city.
ive made none of these shit yet ⏎ smh
prop's progress report three weeks later
we need something so mindblowingly awesome that it could end the server by itself
On how high S1's castle set the bar.
tuff is the tuffest part of this wall project after all
Mid-wall building pun.
bro breathes iron
Seeing prop's iron farm.
looks like inverted dick
IRIS's review of prop's second flag design
mid
GrimWatch's verdict on prop's flags
>asks what to do ⏎ >brews a potion ⏎ bro doesn't know what to do so he decided to do drugs
Roasting prop's boredom.
bro got the permission in writing
Levi gets permission to use the villager setup.
feels so good destroying a server
After the Aternos TNT revenge.
i help in moral support ⏎ and emotional support
Kart's full contribution to the community farm
we have never had any good big builds in axolotl history
Reflecting on the castle and abishek's old build.
it becomes a blackbox with magic items pooping out
His farm design philosophy.
no point in economy if its only me making everything
Why he would not sell materials before others had bases.
we are elitists ⏎ we build with iron blocks ⏎ like chads
prop refusing to build the farm out of cobblestone
if people die in this we just say skill issue
Enderman farm safety policy.
It is not a random idea but a very specific type of build that only a few know about :rawr: (nyx and kart know for sure)
prop teasing his secret mega base
U rented house in my village and all
prop reminding IRIS that he had already played Season 3
2 steps ahead ⏎ i am always ⏎ 2 steps ahead
prop explaining he already had plans for the farm's byproducts
mYx has returned
nYx's comeback announcement that kicked off the castle project
I could give you 12 Bamboo ⏎ As a hermitcraft fan ⏎ That is a very compelling offer
prop's Hermitcraft-style answer to nYx's fuel crisis
damn bro now we have a server good enough to run 2 servers and bluemap but not enough people to keep it active
On the state of the host and low population.
asmp has been extremely fragile after the prime season
Reflecting on server health during the reset vote.
surviving forever was never the goal
Advice to Levi about building a base.
he played for like 6 hours total and still left major impact
On abishek's lasting legacy of a broken raid farm.
bro went on a training montage in the middle of the fight
Reacting to prop's Wither story.
Finnally ⏎ After half a year ⏎ There is more than just my base
prop's joy when other players started building in Season 3 again
dont get ur hopes up too high nigga
Levi's reply to prop's 'its back'
after hard work and perseverence, i finally conclude the exterior of the castle to be complete
The exterior completion announcement
Bro I am at concert ⏎ Don't play minecraft one day ⏎ Nothing will happen
Levi refusing to restart the server for prop
server took too long to recover from outage ⏎ that i forgot what i was so hyped to do on the server
prop's anticlimactic return after the outage
which ofc wont happen becuase the discord server is kinda dead rn
prop on why making @bois pingable was safe in 2025
we could never live upto the lockdown peak of axolotl server
prop's nostalgia for Season 1
We watched movie bro ⏎ Clowned
Review of the group's Minecraft movie trip
"hold up this is way too fast progression, lets end it here today"
Why he shut the server on launch day, after diamonds and a Nether portal in a few hours.
nobody is beating the dragon without a stronghold
Revealing that his tiny world border contains no stronghold.
more like 2 hour minecraft phase
After exploring the entire bordered world in one sitting.
this chest is THE CHEST
Naming the shared valuables chest on the lodestone.
bro has creeper magnet
On abishek's endless creeper deaths.
abi is like goodtimeswithscar
Followed by: he can build great things but can't stay alive.
good thing the only valuable thing i had was 23 bread
After six straight deaths to wither skeletons.
bro put comma instead of dot for server ip
prop fixing his brother's connection, signing off with 'prop out'.
Axolotl smp filler episode
Hayan's proposed channel description for the side server
face it bro aint no one playing vanilla
Rejecting prop's Roundtable Hold plan for the vanilla world.
I am iron man
After building two arc reactors on the superhero server.
@prop are we doing communism this time
Asking whether the shared base meant shared resources.
workers of the world unite
Agreeing to pool his loot in the common chest.
this game is busted
Mending from a villager in seven minutes when he was trying to progress slowly.
Prop back to his talking to himself era
After prop spammed 'test' alone in the in-game chat.
Kart is my brother proof
On Kart being permanently on Do Not Disturb, just like prop used to be.
peak gaming is when abishek dies to a random skeleton for the 400th time after soloing the ender dragon for farming elytra
prop's definition of peak gaming, a callback to abishek's habit of dying.
that sign has been nothing but bad luck
Refusing to recreate the cursed sign.
the most wrong way to use github
prop gleefully describing how the Create modpack was distributed
im doomed to play in 7 trillion ping with mobile data
Create Season 3 launch day network woes.
@k1R4 u are going to hate me bro
Confessing he had already found diamonds on the Create server's first day
axolotl will revive in 2035
His prophecy for when the whole group is in their 30s and as busy as kira's other Minecraft friends
Does anyone else play other than u?
The question everyone was thinking as prop's join messages flooded #mc-chat
mf is gonna have an entire city built before I build a house at this point
kira watching prop tap infinite lava while kira was still on stone tools
luckily im rich and jobless
His response to swimming in lava and losing everything, Fortune III pickaxe included
kira the walking crash dummy bro
After kira's joins crashed the server for the third time in a row
this is the best fucking create mod experience i have ever had
When his Create 6 storage network delivered a schematicannon material list by itself
OG season was something else man
Remembering IRIS finishing a raid farm and a witch farm in two days in Season 1
bro dangling the server in front of me like a carrot to a pig
During the November 2025 outage, when 'Server has started' messages kept appearing but he couldn't connect
wtf can even I do if server is offline
kira finally snapping at prop's endless 'pls fix' pings
some mystical force fixed the server by itself
Console broadcast when the server came back on 2026-01-13, followed by 'your welcome'
or im just desperate to get someone other than me to actually play mc
His answer when Levi called him 'the god of mc' for having every mod at his fingertips
prop is like the rays works for create mod
Comparing prop to the Create YouTuber Rays Works
first we make basic iron fram bro
kira's priorities for the 'timecapsule edition', 2026
u didnt even experience the peak quarantine axolotl smp
Pulling rank on GrimWatch, who said playing with European girls beats Axolotl
average indian tech support
On kira pinging Levi to physically switch the server on
since when was this server named Axolotl in a Bucket
prop discovering his own forgotten rename of the Discord server
just dont get max villager setup and finish ender dragon type shi
kira's one rule for prop playing timecapsule alone
technoblade statue part 3 i guess
A callback to Season 2's Technoblade statue
if prop is a clown, then you are the entire circus
kira turning Grim's insult back on him
like how we still fondly look back at our og axolotl days and that world
prop's case for an Axolotl ForeverWorld, days before Season 1 came back
turns out the SSD that has been running non-stop for 4 years, has lost all of its spare cells, so if there's an error, it can't recover
The end of kira's long-running self-hosted server box
we were always trying to recreate the magic of this world
Explaining why every later server fizzled out
maybe all we needed was this world back
kira on suddenly feeling motivated to play again
this world has seen some shit lets be real
Looking back at Season 1's long history
veterans yes, technical no
kira's verdict on the Veterans' old 'technical players' claim
no it actually looks like wet dripping shit
prop's case against podzol
im like the government
After covering up a mysterious hole to a zombie spawner
a certain funeral never even happened yet in this backup
prop on how far back the restored Season 1 backup goes
Mf I lost shit ton of my inheritance property
nYx's reaction to the list of farms lost in the 2026 revival
minecraft ARG ahh research
Kart on prop rewatching the funeral video to find his name in a will
Caught a stray while being inactive for a million years 🙏
Fili resurfacing on the day Season 1 came back, after being caught up in one of prop's pins
ah whens the next funeral
Callback to the Season 1 funeral after abishek died
for 5 years nobody noticed a iron golem clogging up the entire tunnel
On discovering the iron farm had been broken all along
how many hayans per hour
Joking about Hayan's constant deaths
old is still gold
After seeing everyone return to the restored world
Did everyone suddenly become jobless?😭
Reacting to the whole server playing again
we never had proper closure with this world
Explaining why everyone came back
seeing axolotl alive everyday
Paired with an 'I used to pray for times like this' gif
THE GOLD FARM USED TO GIVE ME XP BRO
Defending his XP-less gold and guardian farms
must have been the wind
When prop found 30 stacks of pearls dumped at his base
bro has a house now
prop on Kart, of hole-dwelling fame, finally owning a house in the restored world
Hopes and dreams of 2023
A 2026 throwback about the old server hardware
ai wrapper for lore
Grim's verdict on the newly joined AxolotlWiki bot