In June 2022 prop got hold of a goat horn and could not stop bragging about it 1. He traded away the second horn for a promise to build a wheat and potato farm, and recruited nYx into a cult.
The two horns immediately gave rise to a religion. “everytime u hear hor[n],” prop explained, “u have reciprocate it” 2, and he named it “the unspoken law now”. The cult had exactly two members. “now we add more memebers to this cult and we are set,” he concluded 3, and then left nYx to build a base out of spruce.
It lasted three days. On 24 June prop died in lava and lost his diamond pick and 11 obsidian, but what he cared about was the horn: “and my fucking goat horn nooooooooo…” 4. GrimWatch got the blame, since “your presence itself caused my death”. The chat answered with an “F” from kira and a “rip” from Kart.
The cult survived as a joke, and the museum keeps its membership under Goat Horn Cult. For the items themselves, see Goat horns.
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while u guys went and got into another dimenstion
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u have reciprocate it
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now we add more memebers to this cult
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and my fucking goat horn nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
