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Kart's Iron Farm

Kart's old iron farm became the yardstick for Limbo's new factory, which made in minutes what his made across a whole server's life.

Curiosity Limbo in-joke

Every server needs a measuring stick, and on ASMP Limbo it was Kart’s iron farm. In late November 2023 Abishekishere was still removing flint from it, claiming “i am the one keeping his farm running by removing all the flints” 1, and judged its owner harshly: “ok this guy dumb only” 2. The point was that Kart had not filtered the flint out with brass. prop joked about getting iron from Kart too 3.

Then prop and Abishekishere got an iron factory of their own running. When it ran, prop’s first verdict was “faster than kart’s for sure” 4. Abishekishere then showed what Kart’s farm had managed over the whole life of the server, “33 blocks” 5. A few hours later the new factory had reached “300 blocks of iron”, and he declared that they had enough 6.

In the fine tradition of “everything is Kart’s fault”, the pair decided they owed him something. “we have to pay kart a stack of iron blocks” 7, said Abishekishere, and prop upped the offer: “we will give him 100” 8.

See also Kart's Iron Farm for the farm itself.

  1. Axolotl Chat · 27 Nov 2023 · #axolotl-storm-console-log [15:51:16] [Netty Epoll Server IO #11/INFO]: [Not Secure] <Abishekishere> i am the one keeping his farm running by removing all the flints
  2. Axolotl Chat · 27 Nov 2023 · #axolotl-storm-console-log [15:52:49] [Netty Epoll Server IO #1/INFO]: [Not Secure] <Abishekishere> ok this guy dumb only
  3. Axolotl Chat · 27 Nov 2023 · #axolotl-storm-console-log [15:46:02] [Netty Epoll Server IO #5/INFO]: [Not Secure] <ProPlayerPlayz> from kart?
  4. Axolotl Chat · 29 Nov 2023 · #axolotl-storm-console-log [10:59:25] [Netty Epoll Server IO #11/INFO]: [Not Secure] <ProPlayerPlayz> faster than kart's for sure
  5. Axolotl Chat · 29 Nov 2023 · #axolotl-storm-console-log [11:08:02] [Netty Epoll Server IO #3/INFO]: [Not Secure] <Abishekishere> 33 blocks
  6. Axolotl Chat · 29 Nov 2023 · #axolotl-storm-console-log [14:04:39] [Netty Epoll Server IO #7/INFO]: [Not Secure] <Abishekishere> 300 blocks of iron
  7. Axolotl Chat · 29 Nov 2023 · #axolotl-storm-console-log [16:02:53] [Netty Epoll Server IO #1/INFO]: [Not Secure] <Abishekishere> we have to pay kart a stack of iron blocks
  8. Axolotl Chat · 29 Nov 2023 · #axolotl-storm-console-log [16:03:36] [Netty Epoll Server IO #11/INFO]: [Not Secure] <ProPlayerPlayz> we will give him 100
  9. Axolotl Chat · 29 Nov 2023 · #axolotl-storm-console-log [11:07:55] [Netty Epoll Server IO #3/INFO]: [Not Secure] <Abishekishere> this is how much kart,s made the whole server time