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StonerBob / the Axolotl Bot

kira's Python Discord bot, born as a lazy staging copy, that told the friends the server address and could restart or stop it.

Curiosity Create Together mechanic

The bot that answered the question every session began with, “what’s the IP?”, was written by kira. During Create Together it ran as StonerBob. kira admitted he was “too lazy to create new bot, just gonna use staging bot of boomerbob” 1. By July 2021 it had become the Axolotl bot, and its messages appear under the name “Axolotl” from 2021-07-11. It was a Python bot, and kira said openly where it came from: he “ripped off grim’s bot because I was too lazy and then added some commands myself” 2. That makes it a cousin of GrimWatch’s bot. The first version knew .ip, .status, .ping and .help. .ip replied with an embed of the server name and the current home IP 3.

.status was a different matter. It posted a raw systemctl status dump of the Minecraft service. prop kept asking for something tidier, and kira’s answer was “nah I want the entire shit” 4.

By late 2021 the bot had grown tools for running the server:

  • .texture <link> <sha1> set the server resource pack. kira walked people through it in December 5.
  • .mayday was an emergency stop button, “anybody can use” 6.
  • .dns updated the domain record when the home address changed.

If the address had moved and the DNS hadn’t caught up, the bot told people to “try using the fallback address from .ip or contact admin” 7.

  1. k1R4 · 18 Jun 2021 · #asmp-s1-general too lazy to create new bot, just gonna use staging bot of boomerbob
  2. k1R4 · 11 Jul 2021 · #asmp-s1-ip-updates yup ripped off grim's bot because I was too lazy and then added some commands myself
  3. k1R4 · 18 Jun 2021 · #asmp-s1-ip-updates ip updates by bot
  4. k1R4 · 11 Jul 2021 · #asmp-s1-ip-updates nah I want the entire shit
  5. k1R4 · 17 Dec 2021 · #asmp-s1-ip-updates then do .texture <link to where youre hosting your zip> <sha1 checksum here>
  6. k1R4 · 1 Jan 2022 · #asmp-s1-ip-updates stop button for server, anybody can use
  7. Axolotl · 26 Feb 2022 · #asmp-s1-ip-updates No change, try using the fallback address from .ip or contact admin