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The Perhaps You Perished Parcel

prop's itemised price list for a did-you-die box that Levi ordered, waited two weeks for, and was told was never a contract.

Event ASMP S1 28 Sep 2021 – 20 Oct 2021

When DeathHack127 wanted a fresh start in Axolotl SMP Season 1, kira went shopping on his behalf, asking prop for a did-you-die box with an elytra, maxed gear and a beacon set. 1

prop’s answer on 28 September 2021 was an invoice worthy of a proper shop. He named it the Perhaps You Perished Parcel and itemised it line by line: armour pieces with Protection 4, Thorns 3, Unbreaking 3 and Mending, each with its own diamond surcharge, followed by the elytra and tools. 2 The listing added 32 diamonds of labour, threw in totems, rockets and food for free, and came to 80 diamonds after a 17-diamond discount. Levi, who plays under the DeathHack127 name, ordered a copy “Customized for DeathHack127”.

Then nothing arrived. On 15 October Levi pointed out, “It’s been 2 weeks since I ordered”. 3 On the 20th he counted nine days past the deadline, and prop’s reply landed like a lawyer’s letter: he had never signed any agreement, was not legally obliged to give him anything, and had never taken any payment. 4

so technically i am just playing the game while an inactive player randomly pings me from time to time talking about pp 5

The box, as far as the chat shows, was never delivered. The price list lives on as the server’s first consumer-rights case.

  1. k1R4 · 28 Sep 2021 · #asmp-s1-general he wants a did you die box with elytra and maxed gear along with a beacon set
  2. prop · 28 Sep 2021 · #asmp-s1-general [Perhaps You Perished Parcel] Helmet (Prot 4, Thorns 3 , Unb 3 , Mending , Aqua Aff , Resp 3) [+7 D] Chestplate (Prot 4, Thorns 3 , Unb 3 , Mending) [+5 D] Legging (Prot 4, Thorns 3 , Unb 3 , Mending) [+5 D] Boots (Prot…
  3. Levi · 15 Oct 2021 · #asmp-s1-general It's been 2 weeks since I ordered
  4. prop · 20 Oct 2021 · #asmp-s1-general i never signed any agreement
  5. prop · 20 Oct 2021 · #asmp-s1-general so technically i am just playing the game while an inactive player randomly pings me from time to time talking about pp